I am surprised the chick didnt make demands or negotiate on what the guy-pisser had to drink before the actual pissing...

<chick/pissmop> "Like okay, if you drink 2 REALLY REALLY big glasses of water or gatorade before you piss, I will open my mouth."

<Dude/pisser> "Look, I'll throw in an extra 150 and I am just gonna finish drinking this large 7-11 Coffee (black, no cream or sugar), okay bitch?"

<chick> *huffs* "Fine, but I am NOT swallowing and my mouth will only be 40% open...."

<dude/pisser> *Angrily, to Production assistant* "Fuck, go get me that can of Penzoil, I cant stand this twat."