<<...Sitting in the back corner of Starbucks at SJ International this morning, trying not to laugh/choke as I watch this clip on my laptop, while my 2 nerdy interns debate Play Station 2 "Shades of Rome" features....>>

There's nothing better to enjoy a large Latte by than such a scene as this, gives me a NEW appreciation of the Diuretic impact of Coffee. At least now my nightly hallucinations of Melissa Milano Getting Pissed on will have company, nothing like variety for the Jaded Polluted Reluctant Pervert. Good Job, Monkey & Pariah.

Many random thoughts come to mind:

1) Economics of Pissing .... The extra 2 hundred the dude offers, was that "spur of the moment" or based on a sliding scale of pre-existing incentive rates for reluctant-yet-still-strung-out chicks?

2) Noticing the chick is not in the tub, my thoughts fast forward to several hours later, when the Pissmop crew vacates the room, and the motel Maid/Cleaning Lady from Guadalajara enters to find the puddles of piss and pissy-towels on the floor and grabs her crucifix around her neck and recites her favorite Santeria incantation as she reaches for the "Mr. Clean Floor Tile & Bowl Cleaner".

3) Speaking of the Motel, I wonder if that is a possible Marketing Strategy for the establishment? If they added a "Pissmops Shot Here" blurb to there brochures and website, would that exploit a potentially overlooked niche?
<*Note to self*: When we return from trip, ask Nerdy Intern #1 to research Traveling/Lodging tendencies of white single overweight males between 39-48 yrs old who have a family history of Prostate Problems/Cancer and Bedwetting. University of San Francisco Urology should have that info, I know the head Professor's Secretary's Brother, he is a pissmops fan>

4) On the chick's reluctance to open her mouth/swallow: Remembering a cryptic conversation I had almost 8 yrs ago with a R.N. I was dating at the time, she refused to swallow cum, and as professional/spiritual/moral reinforcement she pointed out to me that, in Westernized societies (i.e. US & Europe, where parasite infections are rare) it is actually SAFER for someone to swallow urine than semen.... not that semen is terribly unsafe, but still. I never would have remembered that if not for this thread....