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#85108 - 02/07/05 05:44 PM Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I believe the justice system failed us all when max hardcore was set free, i refused to sleep until it was rectified and i haven't, but the people ive contacted said until you get more public support they can't re open the investigation. So i ask you people of the cage, to just leave a little post in support if you agree with what im trying to do, love always monkey.
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#85109 - 02/07/05 05:57 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
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Registered: 02/07/05
Posts: 6
Quote:

I believe the justice system failed us all when max hardcore was set free, i refused to sleep until it was rectified and i haven't, but the people ive contacted said until you get more public support they can't re open the investigation. So i ask you people of the cage, to just leave a little post in support if you agree with what im trying to do, love always monkey.


boy, i reckon you done did a bad thing. i'll kill you. i'll kill you dead where ya lie as you are dying. then I piss on ya, that's what i do.

YEEHAA! YEEHAA! BANG BANG!
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#85110 - 02/07/05 05:58 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
catalina Offline
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Registered: 01/10/05
Posts: 7
Hey Smelly,

I talked to Max, and he's got a message for you, from America. And the message is, fuck you.

Catalina

p.s. How are you doing with your open warrents?

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#85111 - 02/07/05 06:01 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Nah putting Max in a Jail would be like putting a Catholic Priest on the production staff of Sesame Street at the Childrens Television Workshop...Max would thrive in such an environment and come out with a new line of Jail House Videos in the spirit of Abu Gahrib -Iraq. No, this fucktard needs to be scraped off the earth's surface.....like drugged, crammed into a container marked "Toxic Waste" and stowed away on the next Space Shuttle mission and jettisoned in the direction of ORION.


...in lieu of that, count me in favor of Prison as a temporary measure (like morphine.)
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#85112 - 02/07/05 06:02 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Posts: 8662
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Great, white trash redneck and stupid damaged spic all on the one thread, what did i do to deserve this?. Max your penis is small, deal with it.
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#85113 - 02/07/05 06:03 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Posts: 797
Max belongs to the White House
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#85114 - 02/07/05 06:05 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'd buy a max hardcore dvd if it starred kyoto doing creative things to him with cutlery. lots of napalm and earwigs.
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#85115 - 02/07/05 06:05 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hey, someday he might belong to the whitehouse.
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#85116 - 02/07/05 06:10 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Max_Hardcore Offline
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Registered: 02/07/05
Posts: 6
Quote:

Max belongs to the White House


have i had you? so many dumb stinky whores, it gets me confused sometime. i kinda remeber a girl who smelled like cheese and wine between her legs. is this you? WOOWEE! YEEHAA!
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#85117 - 02/07/05 06:12 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Quote:

Max belongs to the White House


have i had you? so many dumb stinky whores, it gets me confused sometime. i kinda remeber a girl who smelled like cheese and wine between her legs. is this you? WOOWEE! YEEHAA!




No. i came to you at AVN and told you i d love to work for you but my agent s not very happy about that
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#85118 - 02/07/05 06:14 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Posts: 8662
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Id only buy a max hardcore video if kyoto was trying to fit a kitten into his ass, or maybe the alexa rae one, i still think he belongs in jail.
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#85119 - 02/07/05 06:15 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
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Registered: 02/07/05
Posts: 6
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Max belongs to the White House


have i had you? so many dumb stinky whores, it gets me confused sometime. i kinda remeber a girl who smelled like cheese and wine between her legs. is this you? WOOWEE! YEEHAA!




No. i came to you at AVN and told you i d love to work for you but my agent s not very happy about that


your agent is one of them coloreds, aint he? or a fancy city boy? either way he makes me wanna PUKE! speaking of vomit, can i do this to you?
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#85120 - 02/07/05 06:21 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Is Max one of the TRIBE?
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#85121 - 02/07/05 06:23 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

your agent is one of them coloreds, aint he? or a fancy city boy?




he is a colored city boy who hates rednecks that wear large hats.


Quote:

either way he makes me wanna PUKE! speaking of vomit, can i do this to you?




Not before i piss in your wide open mouth, watch you gargling and doing a big GULP.
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#85122 - 02/07/05 06:24 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
catalina Offline
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Registered: 01/10/05
Posts: 7
Hey melissa,

This is Catalina. Your agent is a looser and steels all your money. Also, the guy posting here as Max Hardcore isn't really him. Although his comments are kind of funny.
Get the real story at www.MaxHardcore.com

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#85123 - 02/07/05 06:26 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Not only that but there is what I hope was a fake Melissa posting at adt that she was getting a boob job in a year
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#85124 - 02/07/05 06:27 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Your agent is a looser and steels all your money.




there s a difference between "agent" and "pimp"

i know it s not the real Max. Just like i doubt you are the sweet girl i did live shows with in Barcelona a while ago.
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#85125 - 02/07/05 06:28 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Not only that but there is what I hope was a fake Melissa posting at adt that she was getting a boob job in a year




no that was me...hehe.
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#85126 - 02/07/05 06:28 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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im coming very close to banning fake max hardcore and all other ids used by fake max hardcore, cat your a crazy spic, word.
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#85127 - 02/07/05 06:31 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Not only that but there is what I hope was a fake Melissa posting at adt that she was getting a boob job in a year




no that was me...hehe.




Damn it- this sucks. Why change perfection?
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#85128 - 02/07/05 06:33 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
yeah meliss, get them real big, like 48ZZZ or some shit.
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#85129 - 02/07/05 06:33 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Damn it- this sucks. Why change perfection?




to get more perfect. hehe.
i didn t talk about tatoos yet... well for that i m gonna wait til i m done with performing.
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#85130 - 02/07/05 06:38 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Quote:

Damn it- this sucks. Why change perfection?




to get more perfect. hehe.
i didn t talk about tatoos yet... well for that i m gonna wait til i m done with performing.




She is getting PROPERTY OF MONKEY tattooed on the back of her neck. Or on her cheek.
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#85131 - 02/07/05 06:40 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

She is getting PROPERTY OF MONKEY tattooed on the back of her neck. Or on her cheek.





I should convince my fiance to do that so when we get divorced it will be a constant reminder of how wrong it was.
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#85132 - 02/07/05 06:42 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

She is getting PROPERTY OF MONKEY tattooed on the back of her neck. Or on her cheek.




sshhh...you weren t supposed to say anything about it.
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#85133 - 02/07/05 06:49 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Tattoos are cool but fake hooters on a slim build girl like you are not IMO. Well at least Longshot will be happy
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#85134 - 02/07/05 06:54 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
hey i m not gonna put some triple D's.
i m going from a full B to a full C.
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#85135 - 02/07/05 06:56 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Quote:

Not only that but there is what I hope was a fake Melissa posting at adt that she was getting a boob job in a year




no that was me...hehe.


Really think about this. If you get the implants, Max Hardcore won't want anything to do with you. You will be denied his redneck urine, which I hear is wonderful for people with fair complexions.

Seriously though, don't fuck with your boobies. People get surgery to try to look as good as you, not the other way around.
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#85136 - 02/07/05 09:04 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:



She is getting PROPERTY OF MONKEY tattooed on the back of her neck. Or on her cheek.




Finally an MP fan on this board. Now somebody tell Hypno so my wife Mike can relax.
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#85137 - 02/07/05 10:01 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Slut Wife Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
Quote:

Max belongs to the White House




hi Mel,
please work with him, you would look so great in his movies, i hope you will do it.
hot kisses,
Slut Wife

p.s. also PLEASEEEEEEE I BEG YOU, do Meatholes/Midnight Prowl/Pissmops.
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#85138 - 02/07/05 10:05 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Slut Wife Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
Quote:

hey i m not gonna put some triple D's.
i m going from a full B to a full C.




that would be perfect, please choose the best doctor possible, good luck and take your time to let them heal, do not rush back to work.
hot kisses and thanks for been so great,
Slut Wife
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#85139 - 02/08/05 08:36 AM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Id only buy a max hardcore video if kyoto was trying to fit a kitten into his ass




that's sick. I'm calling PETA on you. they'll tar and feather your cat-hating ass.

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#85140 - 02/08/05 03:58 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

This is Catalina. Your agent is a looser and steels all your money.





Tell us how your really feel about him, Catalina.

Out of curiosity, why does Max dress you and all of his other girls like angel-dusted trannies?

TIA,

Arab
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#85141 - 02/08/05 06:22 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

that's sick. I'm calling PETA on you. they'll tar and feather your cat-hating ass.





In fact i would like to go into more detail, i not only want kyoto putting the cat in his ass, i want the very same cat in his avatar picture with the frog hat on, i also want him to do a demonic laugh as he is doing it, and for max to have nothing on but a cowboy hat and flinging his legs back and forth as kyoto inserts.
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#85142 - 02/08/05 07:40 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Everytime I see the Signature for Fake Max Hardcore, that "chick" causes Pat Benatar's pathetic ode to battered women/whores, "Love is a Battlefield" to play in my head...I hate Max, i hate Pat Benatar, and I hate pennies....


<Picture max Piledriving some hideous mid 20's whore who looks like she is 14>

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

You’re beggin’ me to go, you’re makin’ me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you’ve had?
Believe me, believe me, I can’t tell you why
But I’m trapped by your love, and I’m chained to your side

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

We’re losing control
Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?
And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?
There’s no way this will die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, you’ll need me to hold

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong
Searchin’ our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield
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#85143 - 02/08/05 08:56 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Evil Klown Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

I'm calling PETA on you. they'll tar and feather your cat-hating ass.





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#85144 - 02/08/05 09:13 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
slutwife wears many hats. and panties. now he's an MD. we've just witnessed the most-dangerous moment in the history of the internet. in the "monkey cage" some guy in his wife's clothes is dispensing medical advice to a pornstar in a max hardcore-related thread. i expect garfield to lecture on grammar any day now.

Quote:

Quote:

hey i m not gonna put some triple D's.
i m going from a full B to a full C.




that would be perfect, please choose the best doctor possible, good luck and take your time to let them heal, do not rush back to work.
hot kisses and thanks for been so great,
Slut Wife


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#85145 - 02/08/05 09:37 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

slutwife wears many hats. and panties. now he's an MD. we've just witnessed the most-dangerous moment in the history of the internet. in the "monkey cage" some guy in his wife's clothes is dispensing medical advice to a pornstar in a max hardcore-related thread. i expect garfield to lecture on grammar any day now.







slut wife= buffalo bill
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#85146 - 02/08/05 11:04 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

slutwife wears many hats. and panties. now he's an MD. we've just witnessed the most-dangerous moment in the history of the internet. in the "monkey cage" some guy in his wife's clothes is dispensing medical advice to a pornstar in a max hardcore-related thread. i expect garfield to lecture on grammar any day now.





LOL

This... this thing needs to be on notice that the Cage is off-limits for his bilge. Get back to airbrushing that magically appearing and disappearing tattoo off your ass, SlutWeevel.
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#85147 - 09/06/07 09:14 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Bump



Did the Monkey use his enormous, boundless political clout to put the Feds back on Max??
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#85148 - 09/08/07 08:36 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Somar Offline
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Registered: 09/08/07
Posts: 39
then you won't like this - - - Bad News For Max Haters...
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24312

Fuck the Haters'

Max Hardcore is a musical genius, I have all of his albums.
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#85149 - 09/08/07 08:48 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Anonymous
Unregistered


Already covered in GPT.

But welcome to the board.

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#85150 - 09/08/07 09:11 PM Re: Max hardcore belongs in jail petition
Somar Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/08/07
Posts: 39
Quote:

Already covered in GPT.

But welcome to the board.




Thanks, I was hoping no one would get sore because I posted that link.

Funny, before I saw this post, I read the article.

It's nice to finally register a username and post
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