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#84979 - 02/06/05 08:39 PM
Catalina trying to hide deep dark secrets
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Just read a bit of duke ford's interview with porn star and max hardcore's personal human toilet (or how im sure he views here) Catalina, and this part jumped out at me Duke: "Did you have a good home life?" Catalina: "Yes. If you want to know anything negative, there's nothing negative in my life, so don't even bother asking." Duke: "There's nothing negative in your whole life?" Catalina: "Right." Please be a tad more defensive, i also like this answer to this question Duke: "At what age did you love your virginity?" Catalina: "I like to keep my privacy on my virginity. It's on my bio on my website www.catalinaxxx.com." Ohh its such a personal question, unless you are willing to view my site, where im auction my first born child on also, give me a fucking break, i hate crazy people.
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#84980 - 02/06/05 09:19 PM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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she really is nice in person
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#84981 - 02/06/05 11:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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Just read a bit of duke ford's interview with porn star and max hardcore's personal human toilet (or how im sure he views here) Catalina, and this part jumped out at me
Duke: "Did you have a good home life?"
Catalina: "Yes. If you want to know anything negative, there's nothing negative in my life, so don't even bother asking."
Duke: "There's nothing negative in your whole life?"
Catalina: "Right."
Please be a tad more defensive, i also like this answer to this question
Duke: "At what age did you love your virginity?"
Catalina: "I like to keep my privacy on my virginity. It's on my bio on my website www.catalinaxxx.com."
Ohh its such a personal question, unless you are willing to view my site, where im auction my first born child on also, give me a fucking break, i hate crazy people.
Can't recall reading a more evasive interview in my life.
This girl definitely has her demons.
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#84982 - 02/07/05 05:02 PM
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Jamie and smelly are the ones with the demonds. you are rotten people who can not be associated with reality so you have to join this kind of porn site and put all your energy into them. you have any questions? if you do I may not want to answer them. have a terrible day. Don't let my name come out of you two ever again. I might be cursed for life. Fuck Heads
catalina
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#84983 - 02/07/05 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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unreal. totally unreal. just tell me she's been spayed.
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#84984 - 02/07/05 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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WOW, no way thats the real person, if it is i just wet myself. to quote the once great eddie murphy, some girls have entire cemeteries in their closets, and catalina is one of those girls. She probably killed someone or had a brief marriage to either goat lawyer or her brother that she wants to keep under wraps. I actually just read the whole interview , she was right that it wasn't a bad interview, its borderline infamous.
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#84985 - 02/07/05 05:35 PM
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Listen to me want to be cute guy, you all don't exist to me. you can all go to your brothers sisters aunts cemetary animal speaking talk to no where, it has all been said before give me a better comeback. shit.
catalina
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#84986 - 02/07/05 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Listen to me want to be cute guy, you all don't exist to me. you can all go to your brothers sisters aunts cemetary animal speaking talk to no where, it has all been said before give me a better comeback. shit.
catalina
 (crying with laughter)
Come on cat, you know you want to tell us what it is, deep down you want it out in the open. We all want to know, you want to tell, lets just get it out now, it will feel like a huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders, im telling you, your mexican 90% of you people are fucked up so no matter what you've done it won't be that bad. Help me, help you, help meeeeeeeeeeeee help youuuuuuuuuuuu.
www.internettoughbitches.com/catalina
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#84987 - 02/07/05 05:53 PM
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Keep messing with a smart homegirl baby. I know you want to. You don't even have any kind of doctor degree to be talking like you are. you Fuckin piece of shit.
Catalina
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#84988 - 02/07/05 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's doctorate. so who touched you?
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#84992 - 02/07/05 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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she's his mother, they both want toe to do them with dildos though
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#84993 - 02/07/05 06:14 PM
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You guys are talking Martian and I don't have an interpreter. Go to my web site at www.catalinaxxx.com and send me an email in plain English please. catalina
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#84997 - 02/07/05 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this is so not the real max, he's funny though.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84998 - 02/07/05 06:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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nope its not max, i would say a shame but im beyond caring.
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#85000 - 02/07/05 06:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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wow beaten to it twice by cleet and james earl jones.
Fake max your worse then the real max and the petition now applies to you to.
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#85007 - 02/07/05 06:34 PM
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This is the real Catalina.
See you guys next time. We're going skiing.
ps I Love You
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#85009 - 02/07/05 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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waiting for gen comment.....
it would take her a while to get a car if she only got urinated on.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#85013 - 02/12/05 04:38 PM
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Registered: 02/12/05
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Jamie and smelly are the ones with the demonds. you are rotten people who can not be associated with reality so you have to join this kind of porn site and put all your energy into them. you have any questions? if you do I may not want to answer them. have a terrible day. Don't let my name come out of you two ever again. I might be cursed for life. Fuck Heads
catalina
I can exorcise your demons, my child. $3,100 and some "uncleaness".
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#85015 - 02/12/05 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Catalina is a turd, i hope she breaks her leg skiing
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#85016 - 02/12/05 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Mexicans don't ski- you know this
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#85019 - 09/15/06 08:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Bump. Is Catalina still among the living, or has she gone to that great big rehab in the sky?
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#85020 - 09/15/06 05:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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She is working at the bunnyranch. Bunny Ranch
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#85021 - 09/15/06 05:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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How much does it cost to piss on her? Do I have to bring my own speculum?
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