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#84784 - 02/06/05 02:42 AM
Monkey is pissed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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All the best threads get ignored here, not just from me but others, they sink to the bottom. Pisses me off and just makes me want to keep mailing it in, i know how gene hackman feels, ive become the gene hackman of the porn forum world, every post for me is like another $4 million keenu reeves movie. Why WHy WHY, is what i ask, what happened?. I think i need to find a new outlet for my creative energy, maybe i should write a new pilot, or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor. Cause at the moment its just becoming more and more disheartning and eventually i will have to leave this board, the will come a day where one day monkey is here the next day he is 140 miles off shore in the ocean somewhere once DP gets serious with its hitmen.
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#84785 - 02/06/05 03:14 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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All the best threads get ignored here, not just from me but others, they sink to the bottom. Pisses me off and just makes me want to keep mailing it in, i know how gene hackman feels, ive become the gene hackman of the porn forum world, every post for me is like another $4 million keenu reeves movie. Why WHy WHY, is what i ask, what happened?. I think i need to find a new outlet for my creative energy, maybe i should write a new pilot, or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor. Cause at the moment its just becoming more and more disheartning and eventually i will have to leave this board, the will come a day where one day monkey is here the next day he is 140 miles off shore in the ocean somewhere once DP gets serious with its hitmen.
You're just coming down from the 'Jenna Jameson Night' high.
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
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#84786 - 02/06/05 03:42 AM
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#84788 - 02/06/05 03:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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these people have a forum already and just keep getting provoked into the insipid screeching and clucking that they did when they first got here, i paid attention to the JKP thread in the last 4 days but other than that I wouldn't have come back at all. it's not even fun flaming them, they are somewhere between being intelligent enough to make things fun or dumb enough to make fun of. i need to get back to the patriots, i just pasted from what i wrote this morning below--i'l be happy to come up with a proscription list of offenders.
i move to ban everyone who registered between 1/31-2/02 and posted in support of jenna. they're the fleas and censorship is the permethrin. this is getting lame, my enjoyment is justification for almost anything.
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#84789 - 02/06/05 08:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Hang in there james, im trying to, wheres arab?.
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#84790 - 02/06/05 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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don't tell anyone, but it's turn to steal bob friedland's garbage to take back to headquarters and give to the lab. he was around today, i know he's been more dilligent than me about hunting down fraud via-EDGAR filings. last time the guy vanished, did his own research, and returned-he brought down nicole brazzle.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84791 - 02/07/05 04:32 AM
Re: Monkey is pissed
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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All the best threads get ignored here, not just from me but others, they sink to the bottom. Pisses me off and just makes me want to keep mailing it in, i know how gene hackman feels, ive become the gene hackman of the porn forum world, every post for me is like another $4 million keenu reeves movie. Why WHy WHY, is what i ask, what happened?. I think i need to find a new outlet for my creative energy, maybe i should write a new pilot, or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor. Cause at the moment its just becoming more and more disheartning and eventually i will have to leave this board, the will come a day where one day monkey is here the next day he is 140 miles off shore in the ocean somewhere once DP gets serious with its hitmen.
Saw this coming the day after the protective layer of Ozone surrounding XPT was burned off by the UV rays of jenna's $183,547.59 stellar face & bod....but did anyone listen to me at the time NoooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooo.....  
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#84792 - 02/07/05 11:10 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Saw this coming the day after the protective layer of Ozone surrounding XPT was burned off by the UV rays of jenna's $183,547.59 stellar face & bod....but did anyone listen to me at the time NoooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooo.....
 
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#84793 - 02/07/05 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nobody had any idea the people who thought "friends" was funny would stay. i've been distracted with hunting down financial records the last few days, but people need to pick it up and stop the lame picture threads. that's how smartt communicates, i expect the bar to be raised again, then used to impale boring people like a pig on a spit.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84794 - 02/07/05 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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evil klown has made 22 posts and i don't think he has used his keyboard once.
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#84798 - 02/07/05 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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If evil klown got hit by a bus and his liver was sent to me i would probably be a little upset, but i would then put it in lex steel's mail box. God i hate lex steel.
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#84801 - 02/08/05 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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For some reason i think buckwheat could be bishops dad they have the same  when smiling.
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#84802 - 02/08/05 04:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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For some reason i think buckwheat could be bishops dad they have the same when smiling.
To hell with Snoop, Wes & Lex, this dude is the real deal.
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#84803 - 02/08/05 05:59 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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if max hardcore did a porn with oprah then id totally buy it.
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#84805 - 02/08/05 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hang in there james, im trying to, wheres arab?.
I also considered hanging it up. There's a certain drag here, and I don't mean the kind of drag that Max Hardcore prefers. Maybe Catalina put one of her crazy Mexican santeria curses on us.
But I'll stick around. We just can't expect Christmas every day, that's all.
(small tear falls down Arab's nose)
The board has a certain smell the last week that even Bishop's smile can't mask. Unfortunately it's not cordite.
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#84806 - 02/08/05 06:18 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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if max hardcore did a porn with oprah then id totally buy it.
Does a speculum that large exist...for her mouth that is
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#84807 - 02/08/05 06:23 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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one of the joys of buying a Max movie is knowing you are gonna get a spinner (with one exception) lizthebunny  Kami
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#84809 - 02/08/05 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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honestly, i thought this place finally collapsed under the weight of its own genius. then it seemed like a new middle class of poster rose from the ash and rubble and started to thrive. but they're just as bad as mid-fi and i was about to see what mattcasey's picture would get on ebay.....then.....
catalina posted. i laughed, i cried, i embraced my monitor like penelope upon odysseus' triumphant homecoming. even fake max was funny. she was just the cpr, epinephrine, and atropine injections the place needed after is overdosed on saccharin posters. it's still in the icu, but that's better than the morgue with wankus' girlfriend.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84810 - 02/08/05 07:16 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
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Max isn't my style.
HE'S ALL YOURS, KAMI!!!
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#84812 - 02/08/05 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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max hardcore:  Kami
oh shit
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#84814 - 02/08/05 07:31 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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you must have bought the Euro version! good for you I thought you were an ignorant naive fuckhead who desperatly needed attention!
Now that I know you saw mine and max's movie I'm impressed, let me be the first to admit my assumptions about you were wrong!!
some people make porn some people haven't even seen real porn! I thought you were the latter!
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#84815 - 02/08/05 07:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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random, you and da burglar made instant transitions from rookie to all-star, just be careful about that ray lewis guy. he stabbed someone to death like kyoto will. you guys and bornyo before you made the place better by showing up.garfield=lizthebunny.
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#84817 - 02/08/05 09:05 PM
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#84818 - 02/12/05 04:26 PM
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Registered: 11/11/04
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Loc: Scottsdale, Arizona
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or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor.
 Well Monkey, that might be interesting! Think we could make some money? 
Have a great weekend everyone....I'm here in Van Nuys featuring at Spearmint Rhino for two more nights before I head back to AZ. Monkey if you can find a publisher for our magazine let me know!
~Ashton Moore~
www.ashtonmoore.com
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#84819 - 02/12/05 04:31 PM
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or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor.
Well Monkey, that might be interesting! Think we could make some money?
Have a great weekend everyone....I'm here in Van Nuys featuring at Spearmint Rhino for two more nights before I head back to AZ. Monkey if you can find a publisher for our magazine let me know!
~Ashton Moore~
www.ashtonmoore.com
Your tits are ungodly my child. Even the demons shudder.....
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#84820 - 02/12/05 04:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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or perhaps convince ashton moore to start up her own monthly magazine, not just her naked or fucking, i mean a real magazine like oprah with O, ashton can be A, she can give gardening tips, what books she is enjoying at the moment, parenting advice and stuff like that, i can be the editor.
Well Monkey, that might be interesting! Think we could make some money?
Have a great weekend everyone....I'm here in Van Nuys featuring at Spearmint Rhino for two more nights before I head back to AZ. Monkey if you can find a publisher for our magazine let me know!
~Ashton Moore~
www.ashtonmoore.com
Your tits are ungodly my child. Even the demons shudder.....
I like her tits.
You'd think even the head of the Catholic pedo-relocation program could see that, but I guess not.
Regardless, get well soon Big Pope-a.
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#84821 - 02/12/05 04:44 PM
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Registered: 02/12/05
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Her boobs are an abomination,,,,if u bite them the explosion could be dangerous. Bless one and all.
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#84822 - 02/12/05 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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I have to agree with infidel fake pope - those tits are awful- they should be used as a warning to all these chicks contemplating boob jobs natural no matter what size is always better IMO.
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#84828 - 02/12/05 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Well obviously she would never drown. I could care less who knows, I HATE the feel of fake tits on chicks...... If you grab them, they feel like they are going to burst. You ever try to tit fuck someone like this, its like putting your dick between two over-filled Hot water bottles coated in Mazola Corn Oil...... wait....(Fuck, bad example, that would probably feel pretty good.) Well, there is nothing like the REAL thing 
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#84829 - 02/12/05 06:00 PM
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#84830 - 02/12/05 09:37 PM
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Whoremaster
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i wanna lick them
they look better than 99% to me
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#84832 - 02/13/05 01:51 PM
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Registered: 11/11/04
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i wanna lick them
 Anytime Kami!
Monkey - if it's a success I'll throw you a whole bushel of bananas 
I think 'm starting to like this forum!
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#84835 - 02/13/05 06:52 PM
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