Pardon me if I'm out of line, but shouldn't you copyright the audio from Aurora Snow's horrific 'Gag Factor 5' scene? It is becoming a pop cultural icon for free, what with Howard Stern playing it everyday and people downloading it as a ringtone on their cellphone (see maddrew's post in 'Website Talk' where it's unforgivably misidentified as Julie Night with real duck accompanyment). Personally, I think you are pure evil and I'd like to drive a stake through your heart for orchestrating that monumentally disturbing, preserved-for-posterity crime against a prototypical America's sweetheart, but like the current political American mindset I feel good business advice trumps all that sort of moral handwringing nonsense. Well, that isn't totally true. I'd also like to thank you as I drive the stake through your heart, then drive the motherfucker through my own.


OH GOD NO NO NO NO!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!

i DEMAND that malice tack all of simps posts to the top of the forum so that all the newbies must read them before going on.

Once again Simp proves to have his finger on the pulse of the industry.The funny thing is Tony is working on making Gag Factor ringtones a reality.We hope to have them available sometime very soon.

.....image the sound of a gagfactor ringtone going off in class cause i forgot to turn my cell phone on silent....

hey how is that going? or were you just teasing me

Man I don't know if it's the bat guano talkin' but Jeff's avatar is da bomb! HeHeHeHe............

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They used Aurora's gagging to do the Lone Ranger's theme on Friday's Stern. About peed myself laughing so hard.