Im 100% serious, i was attacked tonight. I was having a few drinks at club ice, just chilling out when all of a sudden i was attacked, i was shocked that a) i was being attacked completely unprovoked b) that it was tori welles and c) that her weapon of choice was a blunt butter knife. Although not very sharp the first shot she got was enough to get 2 stitches in my side, before i managed to fight her off and security handled the rest. NOW, after getting the stitches put in i made calls as to who wanted to get me first thoughts were lex steel but why tori welles and how?, turns out it was the guys who run digitial playground. They hired tori welles who now seems to be an international whore hitwoman of mystery, the reason is because of me letting the cat out of the bag on teagan pressley's nose candy problem. Well guess what DP, the cats out of the bag, i know its tori welles and the next time the scent of leathery mothballs hits my nose ill know shes close, and you are going to pay, YOU HEAR ME, FUCKING PAY.

When someone cuts open an old "stretch Armstrong" doll that they had sitting in their basement for 27 years and pours the contents in your mailbox- Is that bad

I've been up all night worried about you, Mr. Monkey. You can't keep doing this. I couldn't bear losing you, or hearing that you got back with Fayner. It's tough, but I'm on your side. Keep using the powder on him. It helps with the smell.

Watch?

Its cool, im pressing charges against tori and am seeing what can be done about digital playground, if i get what i want it looks like teagan will be taking a pay cut, they can't get away with this shit.