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#84438 - 02/03/05 04:37 PM
Monkey's new hate list
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Here you go. 1)jennasangel1: He is the poster boy for fanboyism, even the most naive, socially inept adter shakes their head at this guy. I hope he gets hit by a car sometime this week 2) Lex Steel: He slashed my tires, fucked up my mail box, ruins every scene he is in, pulls out the race card every chance he gets, wears 80% more leather then any human should and looks like my toilet bowl after a huge night of indian food before flushing 3) jrv: Nuff said 4)noahped: A huge fanboy, wish he wasn't here, his posts are annoying, his avatar is annoying, it would bring me great joy if julian fucked him in the ass (julian)  (noahped) 5. Gen padova aka butter face aka human meat toilet: She tried to kill me, or lure me into a situation to have me killed, not easy to look at or read. honorable mention: scott fayner
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#84439 - 02/04/05 11:22 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 24
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oh my god you hate me boo hoo like i give a shit what you think about me.  p.s i'm not a boy
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#84440 - 02/04/05 11:24 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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oh my god you hate me boo hoo like i give a shit what you think about me.
p.s i'm not a boy
someone should have stabbed your mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with you.
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#84441 - 02/04/05 11:26 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/01/05
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lol..
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#84443 - 02/04/05 11:31 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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y' know, it's never too late to abort yourself gayoto... 
coming from a writer of your stature that was a really lame comeback. Have you conducted a boring interview with Jenna and kissed her ass yet? get writing, slacker! I can't wait for the fascinating questions yopu come up with LOL
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#84444 - 02/04/05 11:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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lol, is that the best you can do gayoto? go spin a dradel.
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#84445 - 02/04/05 11:39 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
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go spin a dradel.
omg, I've never heard this before. your wit is stunning. How come you're not writing material for Letterman? your talent is going to waste.
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#84448 - 02/04/05 12:57 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 24
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wow i feel so honored to get a pm from kyoto... Quote:
just so you know
From: kyoto
I'm gonna find you and sodomize you.
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#84450 - 02/04/05 01:49 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/01/05
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thanks for the tip...
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#84451 - 02/04/05 02:12 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 33
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go spin a dradel.
omg, I've never heard this before. your wit is stunning. How come you're not writing material for Letterman? your talent is going to waste.
As is your talent for writing your own signature...
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#84452 - 02/04/05 02:13 PM
Re: Monkey's new hate list
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 33
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Here you go.
1)jennasangel1: He is the poster boy for fanboyism, even the most naive, socially inept adter shakes their head at this guy. I hope he gets hit by a car sometime this week
2) Lex Steel: He slashed my tires, fucked up my mail box, ruins every scene he is in, pulls out the race card every chance he gets, wears 80% more leather then any human should and looks like my toilet bowl after a huge night of indian food before flushing
3) jrv: Nuff said
4)noahped: A huge fanboy, wish he wasn't here, his posts are annoying, his avatar is annoying, it would bring me great joy if julian fucked him in the ass
(julian) (noahped)
5. Gen padova aka butter face aka human meat toilet: She tried to kill me, or lure me into a situation to have me killed, not easy to look at or read.
honorable mention: scott fayner
Oh boooo... I'm not on the list... what do I have to do to be on it?
Oh I know!
Jenna I love you...
Kissy kissy kissy kissy...
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#84453 - 02/04/05 02:22 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 38
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Sparky that's funny. Monkey don't be so petty. And the comment from kyoto....you never do know when to stop do you? You are truly nasty and pathetic.
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#84454 - 02/04/05 02:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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The list stands as it is, jennasangel are you either briana banks or nikki tyler?, doron d i want to make sweet love to you in a plastic pool of creamed corn not hate you Quote:
Monkey don't be so petty.
i will once you stop sending me more pictures of peter north from his early gay career.
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#84455 - 02/04/05 02:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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bwahahaha!!!!!! Noahped sucks!
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#84457 - 02/04/05 10:42 PM
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Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
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I hate you all. I would take you all out soooo easily.
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#84458 - 02/04/05 10:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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super macho man strikes again! 4:42am, no obvious pattern, no clear motivation, no schedule-total hilarity out of the blue!
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#84459 - 02/05/05 03:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I hate you all. I would take you all out soooo easily.
  
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#84460 - 02/05/05 03:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ok, does anyone remember the hippie, crunchy birkenstock-laden teacher and the fat kid with the winger t-shirt from beavis and butt-head? they sang lesbian seagull and were earnest while speaking in high-pitched voices. they're real and they're here. osyrus/maybe kyoto doesn't seem to get bored of terrorizing them like dogs do to geese. so many airborne feathers and high-pitched noises of alarm in gpt now. i'm concerned he could just never tire of freaking the wet rags out and continue this indefinetly, putting the marc wallice thread's crown in jeapordy.
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#84463 - 02/05/05 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Im going to sound like smartt here but why in the fuck does firewall have 5 stars?, this will change right now.
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#84465 - 02/06/05 10:03 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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wow i feel so honored to get a pm from kyoto...
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just so you know
From: kyoto
I'm gonna find you and sodomize you.
He wishes!! The only pussy he can get is the one in his icon.
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#84466 - 02/06/05 10:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#84467 - 02/06/05 11:02 AM
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#84469 - 02/06/05 11:53 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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WHOOOO. PARTAY.
OK you two, get a room... One with a camera, lights, and internet connection preferably.
I wanted to be on the hate list. 
Whats a girl gotta do to be hated around here?
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#84472 - 02/06/05 01:17 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 33
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WHOOOO. PARTAY.
OK you two, get a room... One with a camera, lights, and internet connection preferably.
I wanted to be on the hate list.
Whats a girl gotta do to be hated around here?
Call yourself Jenna...
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#84473 - 02/06/05 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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#84475 - 02/06/05 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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What happened to Liz's avatar?
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#84476 - 02/06/05 01:43 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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WHOOOO. PARTAY.
OK you two, get a room... One with a camera, lights, and internet connection preferably.
I wanted to be on the hate list.
Whats a girl gotta do to be hated around here?
Call yourself Jenna...
 Jenna!!!
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#84477 - 02/06/05 01:50 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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Liz and I will be shooting our first scene together monday for Smelly Monkey Productions.
Liz--->  <----monstar
Everybody on the board:
Sorry dude. I'll only do a scene if I was signed to CJ or Vivid. I'm sure Smelly Monkey Productions rocks too.
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#84478 - 02/06/05 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I hate everyone (my slow slip into garfieldism)
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#84479 - 02/06/05 02:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Actually: I H8 every1
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#84480 - 02/06/05 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Sorry dude. I'll only do a scene if I was signed to CJ or Vivid. I'm sure Smelly Monkey Productions rocks too.
SMP IS a subsidiary of Vivid. i thought you of all people would know that....
monday:
monstar----> <----liz
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#84485 - 02/06/05 04:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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It is from a Guns-n-Roses song of which i cannot remember the title because they all blend together in my feeble mind. It's a good song though and I just like the quote because of it's multiple applications.
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#84487 - 02/06/05 06:24 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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#84488 - 02/06/05 06:27 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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Actually:
I H8 every1
actually I h8every 1 ur nothin without me
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#84489 - 02/06/05 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Thanks I'll need it She better provide the broom
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#84490 - 02/06/05 06:41 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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Nope, sorry. I wanna be *directly* affiliated with Vivid. STEVE HIRSCH - if you read this call me! Can I pee on you anways, Monstar?
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#84491 - 02/06/05 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Can I pee on you anways, Monstar?
Gen?
Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....at one point i blurted out:
"i really want to spit on your asshole"
realizing what i had just said the moment it left my mouth, i whinced for the inevitable smack to my head as her eyes grew wide.
oddly enough the smack never came. I started to backpeddle to her, that i was just fucking around, whatever...
she says to me: "no, that was the hottest thing ever"
christie---->  <----monstar
I think i might let liz pee on me. I'm getting kinda freaky since a certain harlot broke my heart
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#84492 - 02/06/05 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why has my hate list turned into a native american flirting session? Seriously if i wanted to see weird native american flirting i would watch one who flew over the cuckoos nest again.
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#84493 - 02/06/05 09:28 PM
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monstar that was the best story ever
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#84494 - 02/06/05 09:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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I love you Mon. 
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#84495 - 02/07/05 02:11 AM
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#84496 - 02/07/05 09:00 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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The list stands as it is, jennasangel are you either briana banks or nikki tyler?, doron d i want to make sweet love to you in a plastic pool of creamed corn not hate you
nope i'n not briana or nikki...
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#84497 - 02/07/05 05:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Wheres doron d, he needs to post more nude stills of himself or if he doesn't have any, just some pictures of him eating something from a can. (women)   (doron d) (garfield)
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#84498 - 02/09/05 12:18 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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I dedicate this song to Monstar...
Quote:
Pour me a drink, time to get drunk
Roll that blunt, lets get fucked up
What you think that I can't hang?
Just because I'm stumbling?
I’m a warrior, bitch recognize
Sipping fire water since the age of nine
Tomahawk in my hand, Moccasins on my feet
Looking for me a squaw to take home and freak
Straight to the teepee, things ain't changed
Pack the peace pipe before I hit that strange
Pop on the deer buckskin rubber
Lay her down slow on my bear hide cover
Bitch is out for the count
Cause she fucked all night and got her box banged out
Should have known not to fuck with me
Totem poll warrior from the 213
(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior
You wanna be a warrior? Follow me
(I can take you different places)
Down to the roots, cause the roots are the tree
(And show you all these passed on faces)
But still living cause they living inside of me
(They only wanna know about the Earth, they wanna breathe)
That's why I have all this crazy energy
(I'm only trying to explain)
Why I drink, and love to smoke
Regal Beagle powwows with my road fools hoe
Showing off the nub (Yeah)
Only hanging with scrubs (Come on)
Take a bath in blood, motherfuck a tub
That's how we do it, I ain't playing (No)
Mud duck, hood rat hoes parlaying (Biotch!)
Drinking 40's while twistin this spliff
LA, Westside, get with it
(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior
(Anybody Killa & Esham)
Na-Na-Na-Na
Marijuana, crack 40's
To get by
Na-Na, Na-Na-Na
No you can't have none
Hoe cakes gone, weed baggies bare
Roaches done been smoked
Man I'm outta here (Peace ya'll)
Pack up fools, time to bust
Searching for a new sack of mother Earth we trust (Uh-huh)
Get high, stay high, live high
And if you wanna go the way I go, die high
This party ain't over til the weed man sings
Steady locked behind bars, I can't bring that thang
All we all get raided for helping ourselves
Mary Jane get us focused, now she's wanted in Hell
Now every party that I go to, I'm keeping it real
Devil shouts keep them coming with a blunt to fill (Yup!)
Stay true to the game, think big
Front and center, buck wild
See you next week kid (Bye-bye)
(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior
slightly modified to West Coast it up a bit....
it was either this or Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills
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#84499 - 02/09/05 12:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....
Fuck how did this slip by? Geronimo got drunk? Puh-lease. Big Chief Buffalo Nickel will be so proud.
:don't expect this to be popular but hope to get the thread back on track smiley here:
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#84500 - 02/09/05 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....
Fuck how did this slip by? Geronimo got drunk? Puh-lease. Big Chief Buffalo Nickel will be so proud.
:don't expect this to be popular but hope to get the thread back on track smiley here:
what are you talking about? i'm a lightweight. your fire water gives me visions, white eye. 2 jax & diet cokes and i'm howling @ the moon.....paleface 
where is liz?
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#84504 - 02/09/05 09:29 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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i was a mall easter bunny one year.....
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#84505 - 02/09/05 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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i was a mall easter bunny one year.....
comon dude. you can't drop that and not have some pix.
as a present to me, stormy is going to take a picture with a mall easter bunny this year...maybe you? 
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#84506 - 02/09/05 09:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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id let stormy sit on my lap any day...
but no, i have no pictures of it... thank god.
i was 17 and trying to make extra money...
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I guess it's that easy to push his buttons, what a baby. 
(Christie Lee's asshole)
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