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#84488 - 02/06/05 06:27 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Actually:
I H8 every1



actually I h8every 1 ur nothin without me

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#84489 - 02/06/05 06:28 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Thanks I'll need it
She better provide the broom
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#84490 - 02/06/05 06:41 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Nope, sorry. I wanna be *directly* affiliated with Vivid. STEVE HIRSCH - if you read this call me!

Can I pee on you anways, Monstar?

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#84491 - 02/06/05 07:42 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Can I pee on you anways, Monstar?




Gen?

Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....at one point i blurted out:

"i really want to spit on your asshole"

realizing what i had just said the moment it left my mouth, i whinced for the inevitable smack to my head as her eyes grew wide.

oddly enough the smack never came. I started to backpeddle to her, that i was just fucking around, whatever...

she says to me: "no, that was the hottest thing ever"

christie----> <----monstar

I think i might let liz pee on me. I'm getting kinda freaky since a certain harlot broke my heart

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#84492 - 02/06/05 08:19 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Why has my hate list turned into a native american flirting session? Seriously if i wanted to see weird native american flirting i would watch one who flew over the cuckoos nest again.
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#84493 - 02/06/05 09:28 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
monstar that was the best story ever

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#84494 - 02/06/05 09:45 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
I love you Mon.
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#84495 - 02/07/05 02:11 AM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

monstar that was the best story ever




Yup.

(Mr. Toelicker)(Christie Lee's asshole)

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#84496 - 02/07/05 09:00 AM Re: Monkey's new hate list
jennasangel1 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 24
Quote:

The list stands as it is, jennasangel are you either briana banks or nikki tyler?, doron d i want to make sweet love to you in a plastic pool of creamed corn not hate you





nope i'n not briana or nikki...
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#84497 - 02/07/05 05:33 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Wheres doron d, he needs to post more nude stills of himself or if he doesn't have any, just some pictures of him eating something from a can.

(women) (doron d) (garfield)
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#84498 - 02/09/05 12:18 AM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
I dedicate this song to Monstar...


Quote:

Pour me a drink, time to get drunk
Roll that blunt, lets get fucked up
What you think that I can't hang?
Just because I'm stumbling?
I’m a warrior, bitch recognize
Sipping fire water since the age of nine
Tomahawk in my hand, Moccasins on my feet
Looking for me a squaw to take home and freak
Straight to the teepee, things ain't changed
Pack the peace pipe before I hit that strange
Pop on the deer buckskin rubber
Lay her down slow on my bear hide cover
Bitch is out for the count
Cause she fucked all night and got her box banged out
Should have known not to fuck with me
Totem poll warrior from the 213


(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior


You wanna be a warrior? Follow me
(I can take you different places)
Down to the roots, cause the roots are the tree
(And show you all these passed on faces)
But still living cause they living inside of me
(They only wanna know about the Earth, they wanna breathe)
That's why I have all this crazy energy
(I'm only trying to explain)
Why I drink, and love to smoke
Regal Beagle powwows with my road fools hoe
Showing off the nub (Yeah)
Only hanging with scrubs (Come on)
Take a bath in blood, motherfuck a tub
That's how we do it, I ain't playing (No)
Mud duck, hood rat hoes parlaying (Biotch!)
Drinking 40's while twistin this spliff
LA, Westside, get with it


(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior


(Anybody Killa & Esham)
Na-Na-Na-Na
Marijuana, crack 40's
To get by
Na-Na, Na-Na-Na
No you can't have none
Hoe cakes gone, weed baggies bare
Roaches done been smoked
Man I'm outta here (Peace ya'll)
Pack up fools, time to bust
Searching for a new sack of mother Earth we trust (Uh-huh)
Get high, stay high, live high
And if you wanna go the way I go, die high
This party ain't over til the weed man sings
Steady locked behind bars, I can't bring that thang
All we all get raided for helping ourselves
Mary Jane get us focused, now she's wanted in Hell
Now every party that I go to, I'm keeping it real
Devil shouts keep them coming with a blunt to fill (Yup!)
Stay true to the game, think big
Front and center, buck wild
See you next week kid (Bye-bye)


(Chorus x2)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
(Wanna be)
I know you wanna be
A Warrior






slightly modified to West Coast it up a bit....

it was either this or Iron Maiden- Run to the Hills
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#84499 - 02/09/05 12:34 AM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....




Fuck how did this slip by? Geronimo got drunk? Puh-lease. Big Chief Buffalo Nickel will be so proud.

:don't expect this to be popular but hope to get the thread back on track smiley here:

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#84500 - 02/09/05 07:43 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

Side Note: i was @ Craven Mooreheads B-day party thursday night talking to Christie Lee, i was slightly tipsy (read: drunk)...talking about her wanting to have her nipples pierced and that i have aleady had mine done, etc....




Fuck how did this slip by? Geronimo got drunk? Puh-lease. Big Chief Buffalo Nickel will be so proud.

:don't expect this to be popular but hope to get the thread back on track smiley here:




what are you talking about? i'm a lightweight. your fire water gives me visions, white eye. 2 jax & diet cokes and i'm howling @ the moon.....paleface

where is liz?
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#84501 - 02/09/05 07:46 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

where is liz?





its a dude chief so don't get too attached.
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#84502 - 02/09/05 07:58 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
damn monkey. do you tell little kids santa isn't real on xmas eve?

let me believe.

it's that or i'm going to go watch the first season of Land of the lost on dvd.
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#84503 - 02/09/05 08:03 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

damn monkey. do you tell little kids santa isn't real on xmas eve?

let me believe.






its weird for you to say that, ive always had a weird desire to be a mall santa one year just so when the crowd of kids is at its biggest i can expose the scam that is santa being escorted out of the mall to the sounds of crying and why mommy whyyyyyyyyyyys.
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#84504 - 02/09/05 09:29 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i was a mall easter bunny one year.....
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#84505 - 02/09/05 09:33 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

i was a mall easter bunny one year.....




comon dude. you can't drop that and not have some pix.

as a present to me, stormy is going to take a picture with a mall easter bunny this year...maybe you?
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#84506 - 02/09/05 09:49 PM Re: Monkey's new hate list
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
id let stormy sit on my lap any day...

but no, i have no pictures of it... thank god.
i was 17 and trying to make extra money...
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