i'll be mr. revisionist. i did that a few weeks ago---get this. it wasn't monkey who started it all. it was the guy named "lowdown" who called her unnattractive through people like longshot's ass-kissing. she flipped and the rest is history.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits