Buy one share and they have to send you their annual report. They also have to send you ballots for Board of Directors elections but somehow I doubt that's relevant.

This is what we know:

1. Jill Kelly is no more than a paid employee with some worthless stock in "Jill Kelly Productions."

2. They pulled off a reverse merger acquisition with little legitimate reason to do so, since there is no demand for their common stock shares (valued by JKP at $0.001. This isn't uncommon for small market companies but it sort of defeats the point of going public for legitimate reasons when no one wants to invest in your company.)

3. Many of the shareholders are friends and family of CEO Mr. Burns. Others are adult industry players who either came up with capital or, more likely, discharged debt in exchange for stock options. Bob's own stock is held by a trust.

4. Rather notice this stunning peak and valley. I'm just guessing, but it appears that stockholders were selling at 5x the value, possibly through pre-arranged stock options, or possibly through prior agreement. Since there's no demand for this stock, we can at least say that most or all of these sales came from the original investors listed in their initial SEC filing following the company buying "IDC Technologies" (née "Pacific Trading Post," which did graphics for snowboards) and going public.

5. The 60+ year old CEO is inordinately fond of sleeping with his 20 year old employees. Not our business? Hell, try that in the real world.

6. Who is an investor in this British fund? Looks like a politician signed their annual report.

7. If this were a simple dodge, why would they hire PortfolioPR--which seems to specialize in penny stock companies--to do their IR/PR? Yet practically everything in the public domain with JKP's name on it is produced in house, in contradiction of the norm with PortfolioPR's other clients.