you've gotta have a copy of the "superbowl shuffle" on vhs somewhere for motivational music and fond memories of the 4-6 defense to keep you going. i hate you though, i broke out the bertrand book to refresh myself on freddy today.

my mom is intimately familiar with the SEC right now and i'm going to give her a call tonight, wait for her to start swearing for ten minutes then find out some procedural stuff and exactly where it's jurisdiction starts and ends in relation to the other crime fighters in pocket protectors we're paying for.

i hear rick solomon's sitting on a buddy ryan tape, it may just be rumor but it's going to be huge.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits