Tickle Me Elmo is probably responsible for making the average pedophile/molester's job 76% easier since it was introduced. Elmo induces a false sense of Well-being in kids, much like Percocet, Xanax and Oxycontin. Someone should produce a porno titled "Crack Ho's on the corner of Sesame Street"....deck out Big Bird in Frank Wank's Pimp Outfit....

I picked the wrong week to stop drinking Vanilla Extract...