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#84225 - 02/02/05 05:19 PM Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Get out while you can. Richard Jaccoma circa 1978


On the right, Richard Jaccoma present

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#84226 - 02/02/05 05:23 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Is that charmane stars mom?.
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#84227 - 02/02/05 05:25 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Sorry, I should have attributed them. The story is at lukeisback.

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#84228 - 02/02/05 05:25 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 10/29/03
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that slob on the left reminds me of Wankus for some crazy reason.
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#84229 - 02/02/05 05:27 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 12/16/04
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Loc: Florida
yeah dude im not going to end up like that... lol I have a regular job too. Im sort of a digital artist... Hopefully the porn thing wont bite me in the ass later on.

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#84230 - 02/02/05 05:29 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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It's a good story, seriously. In Luke fashion some of the pics don't work but he's a good boy, he'll get them fixed.

I f'd up. Jaccoma looks like a guy from my Dad's porn stash. He's an author. The pics are great. First nudes of Hypatia Lee and Liv Tylers mother


Edited by Bornyo (02/02/05 05:35 PM)

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#84231 - 02/02/05 05:31 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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I want the guy on the left's coat, i wonder if there is anyone on the planet that can look good wearing that coat?. Maybe natasha dolling, maybe.

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#84232 - 02/02/05 05:48 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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i think he shops at the same place lex does for hideous leather clothing, which is the goodwill dumpster.
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#84233 - 02/02/05 05:50 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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except this one was a leftover in the bottom of the bin from the early 70's
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#84234 - 02/02/05 05:53 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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i think he shops at the same place lex does for hideous leather clothing, which is the goodwill dumpster.







I think i would seriously buy that jacket, but i think it helps that i would wear it knowing its awful instead of thinking its actually a good jacket.
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#84235 - 02/02/05 06:56 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/02/05
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<dude in Blue Psuedo-Polypropelene & Leather 'coat'>

"Yeah, lemmme' just grab this White...Wine in a....<too himself> did I leave my car keys with Teagan..? <end> I wish they had at the bar those some little smoked sausa...<too himself> Damn I have 2 eightballs in the Glove <end> ...can you hold this??"


Richard: "<chuckles> yeah dude sure <what the fuck?>."
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#84236 - 02/03/05 02:28 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 04/21/04
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The thing on the left makes me want to make a Bob Dylan reference, but I'm not awake yet. Someone run with that. It could be his sister?

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#84237 - 02/03/05 02:52 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/25/04
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funny ass commentary!
but in his defense that first pic is before most of us were born.

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#84238 - 02/03/05 03:15 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Mr. Toe: 4/8/76 - . . . . . .
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#84239 - 02/03/05 03:18 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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*edited cause i thought it was April... must go to bed now

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#84240 - 02/03/05 08:41 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 02/12/04
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*edited cause i thought it was April... must go to bed now





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#84241 - 02/03/05 03:06 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I want the guy on the left's coat, i wonder if there is anyone on the planet that can look good wearing that coat?. Maybe natasha dolling, maybe.




I used to think Seymoure Butts had the tackiest wardrobe one could possibly set eyes to. Now I'm not so sure.
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#84242 - 02/03/05 03:07 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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cmon hes obviously celebrating his rich heritage

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#84243 - 02/03/05 11:18 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
It must feel weird for him to drink out of a glass. Where is the paper bag for the bottle?
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#84244 - 02/05/05 10:59 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 03/28/04
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side note...This is a bad ass icon...i always knew bert was an evil fuck. where is big bird..he's an evil fuck too.:
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#84245 - 02/05/05 01:32 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/02/05
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side note...This is a bad ass icon...i always knew bert was an evil fuck. where is big bird..he's an evil fuck too.:





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#84246 - 02/05/05 02:16 PM Re: Warning to the Talent
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anything to keep the kids off kitty

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#84247 - 02/07/05 04:41 AM Re: Warning to the Talent
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Tickle Me Elmo is probably responsible for making the average pedophile/molester's job 76% easier since it was introduced. Elmo induces a false sense of Well-being in kids, much like Percocet, Xanax and Oxycontin. Someone should produce a porno titled "Crack Ho's on the corner of Sesame Street"....deck out Big Bird in Frank Wank's Pimp Outfit....

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