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#84153 - 02/02/05 06:32 AM
Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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Well Dammit, I take my eyes off this forum for a couple of days and I miss all the fun. The planets must have lined up in some strange conjunction, because Jenna herself is posting and she's giving as good as she gets. In her first two days she clocked up more posts here than five years at ADT.
Jenna, I don't think I've said anything that bad about you. I did make a perhaps unflattering comparison to Britney Spears a while back. I think your success is disproportionate and more due to marketing than your looks or talent. That's not meant as an insult, I'm not saying you're not hot and good at what you do, just that you're not that much better than hundreds of other girls who have had only a tiny fraction of your success. I have to give you credit for the way you have managed your career and the glimpse of your fighting personality you have shown us here makes me respect you all the more.
Many of us gonzo fans fail to recognise the significance of Jenna and the vital role she plays in the porn ecosystem. We owe her a lot for the way she has raised the profile of porn in the mainstream media and pioneered the role of porn superstar. Every year, hundreds of new girls enter the industry because of Jenna. Few have even come close to attaining her status, but struck with the promise of her success they try so hard.
The industry has become well geared up to harvesting these girls. Often they shoot several scenes a week and rapidly progress to harder and harder sex acts until they leave the industry burned out, drug-ridden or diseased. It's all good news for us masturbating perverts - we get to see these young, fresh-faced girls give us their all. Every time I get to see a new 18 year old starlet suck cock from another girl's ass, I thank the lord that she wanted to be like Jenna.
Jenna, us raincoaters owe you a debt of gratitude. Thank you for being our bait.
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#84154 - 02/02/05 07:41 AM
Re: Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm not what you would call a raincoater or even a huge porn fan-i found this place and adt in april during the hiv deal, along with luke's site. so i'm a scandal/degeneracy/gossip whore more than anything-i like porn but easily get more entertainment over the "did tori welles kill a hooker with a knife?" headlines that are so lacking in the economist these days.so i'm also grateful to jenna and the explosion in the late 90's that she was so pivotal in. it brought more internet-literacy and it wasn't just parolees and street-whores anymore. the characters were more complex and relatable--but still usually damaged enough to be wildly entertaining.
look at it like the developing american west--at one point it was all indians. nobody understands them and what they do isn't that exciting save for the scalping stuff. that transitionary period of conquest by people never arrested twice and often with some secondary-education made things more interesting it's a good frontier outpost these days, full of chaos, saloons, gambling, violence and sleaze. it's the ones who didn't quite fit in back in the puritanical east, but they merit more attention than the savages they replaced. life is good for someone like myself.
of course to play devil's advocate, a lot of people-perhaps ivor included can thank jenna for being partially responsible for creating the job they currently hold.
for the raincoaters, that nailed it. she's the "gateway drug" for the industry. a few puffs at 13 spiral into a constant search for 25-gauge needles half-a decade and a few gag factors later.
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#84156 - 02/02/05 04:40 PM
Re: Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#84158 - 02/03/05 07:10 PM
Re: Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/12/04
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Loc: tora bora
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#84160 - 02/03/05 07:32 PM
Re: Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Owen is serious. He'll become a Jew for Jenna...if there's money involved.
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#84161 - 02/03/05 07:45 PM
Re: Thank you, Jenna Jameson.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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And we know how Jews revere education.
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