As I sit here enjoying my Morning Starbucks fix before my drive across the Bay, I am reminded of the importance to be sure and brush my teeth and tongue to get rid of "Starbuck's Coffee Brown Tongue", a very offensive and repulsive trait to have....see example below:

Stuff like that shows up in BI's films quite often. I made some posts about it on adt a few weeks ago. It's a general tone, an I just awoke after a bender, why shower before this shoot kind of thing.

This pic is putrid.

Not only that, what the fuck is the groove in her tongue??? It looks like she eats Popsicles on Surgical Scalpels.....

ok, does anyone remember when sharon stone's husband had his foot almost bitten off visiting a zoo?

turns out the lizard that did it was the "komodo dragon" which made the incident so newsworthy because the fucking things are the size of alligators but more importantly have something like 50 different deadly bacteria in their saliva. if they bite a deer and it doesn't die, it usually will drop dead within a short period. the point is,i think that chick on the cover with mossymouth hunts in the same way--brandon should be dead soon if she bit him.

"Because of the komodo's habit of eating rotting flesh, the bacteria in it's mouth is extremely
dangerous and has caused several deaths among humans who were only slightly injured by
the teeth of this giant reptilian dragon. Even a small bite or scratch inflicted by komodo's can be
fatal of not medically attended to."

Running alongside James' point about the Dragons and their "teeth/bite": The shitty thing about some porn scenes/flicks is, once you see something you can't un-see it.....Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron needs to spend an extra 5 minutes screening/visualizing what his girls will actually look like with the camera 3 inches from their open mouths full of DNA. See example below:

Looks like the raw oysters I ate last weekend, only this ones got a pearl.

she's got good teeth by porn standards, but i still don't want to see that. i will be eating dry, solid food and drinking only water this weekend. fuck you for enforcing this bizzarro passover on me with that picture!

Fuck it. I missed th egood shit. I am bumping this thread in order to throw my gasoline into the Bonfire that is BI...Brandon Iron.

Whats Next, "BO", Cooking with Semen?

Fuck I coulda done without this thread bump. In the tradition of Jamesn and DaBurglar, I had totally and completely forgotten my response. I wasn't very clear, but I found the pic repulsive then and now but I still like raw oysters.

Good Gawd!

Oral hygiene is extremely important in every part of life...but especially in the Adult Entertainment Industry!

Holy shit, I cant believe that...disgusting!

Definetly not on my list for most erotic pose...