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#84105 - 02/01/05 09:07 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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This is My last post on this shitty website, there is no reason, nor benefit to stay(if I'm no longer in the Biz) & there will always B assholes like kyoto, bornyo, biff & whoever else out there continuosly talks shit(& I'll never actually get to choke, b/c they R behind a computer & wouldn't have the balls to say who they are in My presence)& then there is always the cunt mods that either talk gay shit on Me or delete My posts, u 2 assholes know who u R...in closing some of U were cool, some were assholes, there is no benefit for Me to stay(even if I was in the Biz only 2nd rate talent posts here it could only B a detriment to My career, hence Y those from Vivid, Metro & Digital would B caught dead here)  Goodbye, Best of Luck ALL(weather I hated U here or not)...JOHN GARFIELD
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#84106 - 02/01/05 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well i will shed a tear or two over the departure of the man known as garfield. Im not good at these things, im never a fan of goodbye, yet i will find the strength i need to get through this tough time not only for me personally but for the cage as a whole. In order to hold a talent like John Garfield here you need to spend the big bucks and now with jenna on board the cage couldn't afford to keep both, its sad to see john go, and i wish him all the best love monkey.
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#84107 - 02/01/05 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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don't go. if only for the fact that you'll end up joining the pantheon of others dehumanized and turned to legend without being able to defend yourself. it's not something that people get sick of either-ask swami.
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#84108 - 02/01/05 10:25 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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This is My last post on this shitty website, there is no reason, nor benefit to stay(if I'm no longer in the Biz) & there will always B assholes like kyoto, bornyo, biff & whoever else out there continuosly talks shit(& I'll never actually get to choke, b/c they R behind a computer & wouldn't have the balls to say who they are in My presence)& then there is always the cunt mods that either talk gay shit on Me or delete My posts, u 2 assholes know who u R...in closing some of U were cool, some were assholes, there is no benefit for Me to stay(even if I was in the Biz only 2nd rate talent posts here it could only B a detriment to My career, hence Y those from Vivid, Metro & Digital would B caught dead here)
Goodbye, Best of Luck ALL(weather I hated U here or not)...JOHN GARFIELD
What a puss. Don't forget your skirt on the way out. People are sure going to miss those oh so clever Garfield replies such as LOL  . What will we do?
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#84109 - 02/02/05 12:11 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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wicked
fuck off idiot!
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#84110 - 02/02/05 02:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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In honor of JG's six pack I think I'll drink two tonight. A tip of the mug to the person calling himself Garfield.
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#84111 - 02/02/05 02:37 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Well, Garfield, looks lik they won. Be sure to bring the car 'round about 7PM. I'll sit in the front again, if it makes you happy.
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#84113 - 02/02/05 06:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Didn't he make a "last post" about a month ago? In honor of Garfield, I say we retire this smiley: I just can't see anyone else using it without a sad nod of recognition of the legend that turned his back on the Game.
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#84116 - 02/02/05 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I wasn't going to say but he is gone so what the hell. Turns out Garfield didn't want the board to see a picture of his GF because in his words "no matter how hot she is, fags like boringyo and gayoto will have some shit to say", the picture mallocup posted is in fact the current girlfriend of garfield, he went nuts and asked me to remove it, i said i can't, he said will if you don't im gone. I said im sorry to hear that, and the rest is in this post.
Edited by smelly monkey (02/02/05 12:40 PM)
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#84117 - 02/02/05 12:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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I wasn't going to say but he is gone so what the hell. Turns out Garfield didn't want the board to see a picture of his GF because in his words "no matter how hot she is, fags like boringyo and gayoto will have some shit to say", the picture mallocup posted is in fact the current girlfriend of garfield, he went off the deep end and asked me to remove it, i said i can't, he said will if you don't im gone. I said im sorry to hear that, and the rest is in this post.
One last time... for GARFIELD
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#84120 - 02/02/05 01:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'd googled that nabba stuff and when mallocup posted that picture I thought he'd hit close to home. I didn't comment on her on the odd chance there is a Garfield and that was nabba nj whatchamacallit.
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#84121 - 02/02/05 02:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Garfield is gone, its as simple as that, so we are holding auditions for new cage beefcake, skills required * Has to have at least 3 months experience in using the following smileys   and * Must be willing to dedicate 60% of his posts to LMAO, LOL or FRIGGIN HILARIOUS * Must have the ability to use predictability name changes to insult the user that usually wouldn't be funny but for some reason is, eg gayoto, boringyo and etc. * Must work out at least 3 times a week * Must be dating a fitness model 10 months of the year and mention it whenever sexuality is questioned. * Must be hated by 95% of the female porn star population We are accepting of any other unique qualities you wish to bring to the board.
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#84122 - 02/02/05 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Crap, I'm out then Tom. I meet none of those qualifications with the possible exception of the last one ( but I doubt it).
The point is Moot anyway because Garfield will be back .
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#84123 - 02/02/05 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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sadly, i'm not sure he will. that was the first time things hit close to home for him.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84125 - 02/02/05 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I think its a great way to go, the board finds out your girlfriend looks like a man and you run for the hills, its magical.
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#84126 - 02/02/05 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#84127 - 02/02/05 11:08 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Monkey OWNS your soul Garfield. Just like a bad case of VD, he'll be back. 
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