Garfield is gone, its as simple as that, so we are holding auditions for new cage beefcake, skills required

* Has to have at least 3 months experience in using the following smileys and

* Must be willing to dedicate 60% of his posts to LMAO, LOL or FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

* Must have the ability to use predictability name changes to insult the user that usually wouldn't be funny but for some reason is, eg gayoto, boringyo and etc.

* Must work out at least 3 times a week

* Must be dating a fitness model 10 months of the year and mention it whenever sexuality is questioned.

* Must be hated by 95% of the female porn star population

We are accepting of any other unique qualities you wish to bring to the board.