that was disgusting. i felt like i knew what it was like to be in a crowded room with a star wars convention, a christian summercamp and being crushed at a soccer riot in rio.

wait, that description is smartt's lifelong fantasy.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits