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#84075 - 02/01/05 08:01 PM Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
XPT has become like Woodstock....Before yesterday it was a Cool place for its citizens to hang out, smoke dope and rant about anything.....

Then the ADT Counter-COUNTER-culture freaks, led by their present day Jane-Fonda-Like Queen Jenna, descend on the place like a fucking Tsunami and polluted the beautiful pristine landscape of pornographic anarchy, anti-social commentary, anti-lex steele threads, and pictures of drug addicted chicks getting pissed on for their next fix.

Just like the hippies who invaded Woodstock pissed and shit and slept wherever the fuck they wanted, so too the ADT interlopers have pissed, shit, diluted and polluted our fair site's delicate ecological balance of Misogyny, Hate, Racism, Drug Addiction, politically incorrect wisdom and, of course, Nicole Brazzle. Ah the good old days....it sucks when the good old days were only 3 days ago. Fuck you, you...you ADT poopheads!

Now if Jenna would just be the "pied hooker" and lead the rats that followed her in here back to ADT, we can get back to discussing Bi-polar Psycho sluts, Nicole Brazzle, teenage Coke Addicts, Nicole Brazzle, Large Craniums on Negro Porn Producers (like Lex Steele), Nicole Brazzle and a drug related subject to be named later....

And just when I think it cant get any worse, Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron posts in Porn News about his newest installment in the Feed the World Documentary he is producing for UNICEF....does cum really cure Rickets???
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#84076 - 02/01/05 08:02 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
ADT is down

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#84077 - 02/01/05 08:13 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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ADT is down




Aint it the truth...oh wait you mean DOWN down......

Well, then, the fuckers should be playing Warcraft or Yahoo Pool instead of peeking in to see how the "self-imposed exiles with a conscience of Adult" tend their Island....
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#84078 - 02/01/05 08:28 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Chill out DB, if you haven't noticed ive been willing to break my cage only posting for the good of the cage, i saw this was becoming a jenna shrine so i tried to let the other boards fill that role and let the cage be the cage.
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#84079 - 02/01/05 08:48 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm concerned, but it's too early to call since we're in a healing process and the adrenalin just left from attacking an account everyone thought was lurid 2.0/fake. not only was it not a lame ron jeremy-style account it turned out jenna wasn't the sum of her pr. she talked shit and was cool about answering juicy questions so it's like finding out the easter bunny is real or something.

however, if things change from mending fences and initial excitement and continue to head towards constant kumbayah-singing and fanboyism we've got problems. fuck, i doubt she even wants more ass-kissing in her life. give things a day to get back to normal after the shock wears off.

and yeah, i sold out by apologizing to firewall but that's got nothing to do with jenna. that doesn't mean i'll never flame him down the road, but it wasn't sporting to go after something related to CP and i'm a more noble prick than that.
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#84080 - 02/01/05 08:54 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Nah its all good, there can be a nice balance now. Cage will still be the same cage, although i think ive really pissed off john now, he gave me a real ear bashing saying he isn't posting anymore because i keep wanting a fag scene with him.
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#84081 - 02/01/05 09:18 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you've also gotta figure in there's an influx of posters who signed up to defend her and aren't interested in sticking around now that her honor is safe. it's also understandable that people she works with/for don't think it's good press for her to post here often or time and travel don't allow for it. whatever, the whole thing was totally unexpected and she shattered some people's preconceptions, the kyoto incident was so unthinkably surreal i had to make sure that was a glass of water i drank, not liquid acid. if it was the last thing i remembered before waking up in a hospital and being told i'd been in a coma after hitting a semi i wouldn't be suprised. the concept of the E! bio. and blonde face of adult trading bursts of rage with kyoto is something i may never acheive closure with.
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#84082 - 02/02/05 02:58 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Good post, burglar.

James, I'm proud of you for apologizing, but the easter bunny is much more important than Jenna having a mouth(a clever one). I miss the easter bunny.

But what distresses me is that some of our most respected and funny posters are turning to the dark side. You know who you are.

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#84083 - 02/02/05 03:42 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the easter bunny and santa weren't welcome concepts to the young james, something about the B&E while everyone was asleep freaked me the fuck out.

I promise that'll be the extent of my sellout, my moral compass is back in the pawn-shop window already. i still say it'll take most of today for the stars and the cage to realign themselves and people to settle down and the internet-clubjenna security force to get bored and disband. much longer than that i start setting trashcans on fire and looting my own neighborhood.
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#84084 - 02/02/05 04:28 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Smells more like a gym locker with the faint hint of Jennas lilac perfume. Something's different. I don't think it's the peak of the board just more a way of marking time: BJJ vs AJJ.

It doesn't really make the board any better or worse. It's like what happened to Plains, GA after Carter was elected.

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#84085 - 02/02/05 04:51 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Chill out DB, if you haven't noticed ive been willing to break my cage only posting for the good of the cage, i saw this was becoming a jenna shrine so i tried to let the other boards fill that role and let the cage be the cage.




....okay.....shit

Just woke up, its a new day...la la la.....

I will resume my manically repugnant-yet-introspectively-humorous posts in true XPT spirit and cease the pseudo-narcissitic rage against the attention grabbing ADT Alien Whores.....I mean Horde....fuck I did it again....
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#84086 - 02/02/05 05:10 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Registered: 01/26/05
Posts: 43
I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about but in what i feel is suppose to be the spirit of the cage, and somewhat of a neophyte myself....let me add my two cents...Jenna is not an interesting topic for one reason. She wins! game over! millionaire, cool motherfuckin husband, an A- Team of security, while remaining a very articulate, self-deprecating woman. Its just not interesting to either kiss ass or try and take shots at it. Her "cage" cannot be rattled one way or the other. And lets not forget why we are her gentlemen.......to address issues like Vince Voyuer having to fuck on an apple box, or Alexa Rae trying to convince me she understands the Mamet play she is reading with a highlighter. Its moments when Chloe Dior and Britney Skye argue and call each other "SLUTS" and "WHORES" while I search for recognition in the room and no one is there. Scott Fayner telling his soon to be wife (Taylor Rain) last year at the show that she is a fucking pussy for only being up 3 days on blow as opposed to his 4 days (both shivering under the sheets of a Venetian bed) These are the stories worth commenting on. Jenna made it through she is ...Ollie Ollie toxin free free free!!!!!!!!!!

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#84087 - 02/02/05 05:59 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Good post, burglar.

James, I'm proud of you for apologizing, but the easter bunny is much more important than Jenna having a mouth(a clever one). I miss the easter bunny.

But what distresses me is that some of our most respected and funny posters are turning to the dark side. You know who you are.






I thought this was the darkside.

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#84088 - 02/02/05 06:54 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Chill out DB, if you haven't noticed ive been willing to break my cage only posting for the good of the cage, i saw this was becoming a jenna shrine so i tried to let the other boards fill that role and let the cage be the cage.





If people want naked aggression, let them create some on their own. I've always felt that my aggression was essentially positive and well-directed at bringing happiness to humanity.
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#84089 - 02/02/05 09:08 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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to address issues like... Alexa Rae trying to convince me she understands the Mamet play she is reading with a highlighter.


I'm seriously considering this being my next quote. Brilliant.

On topic, I see Jenna here being a good thing. She seems to have a good sense of humor and can give just as well as she can take. She still posted after kyoto's knockout punch. Enough said. As for her minions, they should have rocks covered in feces thrown at them. The sheer nerdiness they displayed in a 24 hour period is astonishing.
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#84090 - 02/02/05 12:33 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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If xxxpt dies, it dies.

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#84091 - 02/02/05 01:28 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
If someone were to lay a kickboxing kick to your neck and no one was around to hear it would it make a sound
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#84092 - 02/02/05 02:21 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Shut up cleetus
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#84093 - 02/02/05 02:48 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

Quote:

to address issues like... Alexa Rae trying to convince me she understands the Mamet play she is reading with a highlighter.


I'm seriously considering this being my next quote. Brilliant.

On topic, I see Jenna here being a good thing. She seems to have a good sense of humor and can give just as well as she can take. She still posted after kyoto's knockout punch. Enough said. As for her minions, they should have rocks covered in feces thrown at them. The sheer nerdiness they displayed in a 24 hour period is astonishing.






Last night was the craziest I've ever seen this board get. Something like 71 anon and 20 something regs all going at the same time and none of em were checking on the "Marc Wallice is Dead" thread - which is a miracle in itself.

I loved it!

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#84094 - 02/02/05 02:53 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
The fact that ADT was down all last night also contributed to the effect. Strange coincidence.
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#84095 - 02/02/05 04:27 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Shut up cleetus



Buy me a pinata
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#84096 - 02/02/05 05:58 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
You know it proved that adt serves a purpose, if there was no adt we would have to deal with the random retards on a daily basis that we put up with yesterday.
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#84097 - 02/02/05 06:12 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
They are still here, I don't think they know how to find ADT- Jenna should post a link in her forum. None the less I still like some of their posts because they are more naive than me.
Teagan marry me for three watches and a pair of dayglow florescent socks
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#84098 - 02/02/05 06:13 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
that was disgusting. i felt like i knew what it was like to be in a crowded room with a star wars convention, a christian summercamp and being crushed at a soccer riot in rio.

wait, that description is smartt's lifelong fantasy.
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#84099 - 02/02/05 06:42 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
it was entertaining to say the least... let's quit taking this place so seriously it's what seperates us from ADT...I hate Nirvana
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#84100 - 02/02/05 07:06 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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it was entertaining to say the least... let's quit taking this place so seriously it's what seperates us from ADT...I hate Nirvana








<da burglar will sleep well tonight> Thanks smut
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#84101 - 02/03/05 02:26 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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it was entertaining to say the least... let's quit taking this place so seriously it's what seperates us from ADT...I hate Nirvana




Oh well, I missed it. I work too much. Why can't I be one of those independently wealthy fucks who's hardest decision each day is the Asian schoolgirl whore or the dom?

This is me taking xxxpt seriously. . . .
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#84102 - 02/03/05 06:52 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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sadly, and are the only things I do take seriously.
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#84103 - 02/03/05 07:48 AM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's overrated and i'm not even particuarly into asians. chino cochino was during a confused period of my life, the passion was there but he moved a dozen family members into my place and set up a sweatshop. i got free sneakers, but i knew it was over when they started bringing chickens in wooden crates, and i booted them after there was a snakefish in the courtyard eating koi, and my neighbors kept losing cats. the bastards kept hiding their female progeny like easter eggs in the snow and i got most of them left for death, but i'm afraid of what i'll find when it melts.
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#84104 - 02/03/05 06:42 PM Re: Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Anyone notice the Jenna-palooza / ADT infestation happened on Groundhog day?? What happened, did Wankus see the shadow of Kurt Lockwood's Erect penis on his window shade or something....???
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