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#84075 - 02/01/05 08:01 PM
Smells Like ADT Spirit.........
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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XPT has become like Woodstock....Before yesterday it was a Cool place for its citizens to hang out, smoke dope and rant about anything.....
Then the ADT Counter-COUNTER-culture freaks, led by their present day Jane-Fonda-Like Queen Jenna, descend on the place like a fucking Tsunami and polluted the beautiful pristine landscape of pornographic anarchy, anti-social commentary, anti-lex steele threads, and pictures of drug addicted chicks getting pissed on for their next fix.
Just like the hippies who invaded Woodstock pissed and shit and slept wherever the fuck they wanted, so too the ADT interlopers have pissed, shit, diluted and polluted our fair site's delicate ecological balance of Misogyny, Hate, Racism, Drug Addiction, politically incorrect wisdom and, of course, Nicole Brazzle. Ah the good old days....it sucks when the good old days were only 3 days ago. Fuck you, you...you ADT poopheads!
Now if Jenna would just be the "pied hooker" and lead the rats that followed her in here back to ADT, we can get back to discussing Bi-polar Psycho sluts, Nicole Brazzle, teenage Coke Addicts, Nicole Brazzle, Large Craniums on Negro Porn Producers (like Lex Steele), Nicole Brazzle and a drug related subject to be named later....
And just when I think it cant get any worse, Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron posts in Porn News about his newest installment in the Feed the World Documentary he is producing for UNICEF....does cum really cure Rickets???
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#84076 - 02/01/05 08:02 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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#84077 - 02/01/05 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#84078 - 02/01/05 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Chill out DB, if you haven't noticed ive been willing to break my cage only posting for the good of the cage, i saw this was becoming a jenna shrine so i tried to let the other boards fill that role and let the cage be the cage.
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#84079 - 02/01/05 08:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm concerned, but it's too early to call since we're in a healing process and the adrenalin just left from attacking an account everyone thought was lurid 2.0/fake. not only was it not a lame ron jeremy-style account it turned out jenna wasn't the sum of her pr. she talked shit and was cool about answering juicy questions so it's like finding out the easter bunny is real or something.
however, if things change from mending fences and initial excitement and continue to head towards constant kumbayah-singing and fanboyism we've got problems. fuck, i doubt she even wants more ass-kissing in her life. give things a day to get back to normal after the shock wears off.
and yeah, i sold out by apologizing to firewall but that's got nothing to do with jenna. that doesn't mean i'll never flame him down the road, but it wasn't sporting to go after something related to CP and i'm a more noble prick than that.
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#84080 - 02/01/05 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Nah its all good, there can be a nice balance now. Cage will still be the same cage, although i think ive really pissed off john now, he gave me a real ear bashing saying he isn't posting anymore because i keep wanting a fag scene with him.
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#84081 - 02/01/05 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you've also gotta figure in there's an influx of posters who signed up to defend her and aren't interested in sticking around now that her honor is safe. it's also understandable that people she works with/for don't think it's good press for her to post here often or time and travel don't allow for it. whatever, the whole thing was totally unexpected and she shattered some people's preconceptions, the kyoto incident was so unthinkably surreal i had to make sure that was a glass of water i drank, not liquid acid. if it was the last thing i remembered before waking up in a hospital and being told i'd been in a coma after hitting a semi i wouldn't be suprised. the concept of the E! bio. and blonde face of adult trading bursts of rage with kyoto is something i may never acheive closure with.
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#84082 - 02/02/05 02:58 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Good post, burglar.
James, I'm proud of you for apologizing, but the easter bunny is much more important than Jenna having a mouth(a clever one). I miss the easter bunny.
But what distresses me is that some of our most respected and funny posters are turning to the dark side. You know who you are.
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#84083 - 02/02/05 03:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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the easter bunny and santa weren't welcome concepts to the young james, something about the B&E while everyone was asleep freaked me the fuck out.
I promise that'll be the extent of my sellout, my moral compass is back in the pawn-shop window already. i still say it'll take most of today for the stars and the cage to realign themselves and people to settle down and the internet-clubjenna security force to get bored and disband. much longer than that i start setting trashcans on fire and looting my own neighborhood.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#84084 - 02/02/05 04:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Smells more like a gym locker with the faint hint of Jennas lilac perfume. Something's different. I don't think it's the peak of the board just more a way of marking time: BJJ vs AJJ.
It doesn't really make the board any better or worse. It's like what happened to Plains, GA after Carter was elected.
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#84087 - 02/02/05 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Good post, burglar.
James, I'm proud of you for apologizing, but the easter bunny is much more important than Jenna having a mouth(a clever one). I miss the easter bunny.
But what distresses me is that some of our most respected and funny posters are turning to the dark side. You know who you are.
I thought this was the darkside. 
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#84093 - 02/02/05 02:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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to address issues like... Alexa Rae trying to convince me she understands the Mamet play she is reading with a highlighter.
I'm seriously considering this being my next quote. Brilliant.
On topic, I see Jenna here being a good thing. She seems to have a good sense of humor and can give just as well as she can take. She still posted after kyoto's knockout punch. Enough said. As for her minions, they should have rocks covered in feces thrown at them. The sheer nerdiness they displayed in a 24 hour period is astonishing.
Last night was the craziest I've ever seen this board get. Something like 71 anon and 20 something regs all going at the same time and none of em were checking on the "Marc Wallice is Dead" thread - which is a miracle in itself.
I loved it!
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#84094 - 02/02/05 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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The fact that ADT was down all last night also contributed to the effect. Strange coincidence.
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#84096 - 02/02/05 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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You know it proved that adt serves a purpose, if there was no adt we would have to deal with the random retards on a daily basis that we put up with yesterday.
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#84097 - 02/02/05 06:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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They are still here, I don't think they know how to find ADT- Jenna should post a link in her forum. None the less I still like some of their posts because they are more naive than me. Teagan marry me for three watches and a pair of dayglow florescent socks
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#84098 - 02/02/05 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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that was disgusting. i felt like i knew what it was like to be in a crowded room with a star wars convention, a christian summercamp and being crushed at a soccer riot in rio.
wait, that description is smartt's lifelong fantasy.
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#84100 - 02/02/05 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#84102 - 02/03/05 06:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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sadly,  and  are the only things I do take seriously.
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#84103 - 02/03/05 07:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's overrated and i'm not even particuarly into asians. chino cochino was during a confused period of my life, the passion was there but he moved a dozen family members into my place and set up a sweatshop. i got free sneakers, but i knew it was over when they started bringing chickens in wooden crates, and i booted them after there was a snakefish in the courtyard eating koi, and my neighbors kept losing cats. the bastards kept hiding their female progeny like easter eggs in the snow and i got most of them left for death, but i'm afraid of what i'll find when it melts.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#84104 - 02/03/05 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Anyone notice the Jenna-palooza / ADT infestation happened on Groundhog day?? What happened, did Wankus see the shadow of Kurt Lockwood's Erect penis on his window shade or something....???
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