My role? Not much, I'll paint no illusions, Mandy. I just mouth off about how much I hate shitty porn and how much I love great porn according to my own screwy standards. To make the bacon bits, I freelance for Swank & Genesis magazines under several other aliases. Eventually when I get back to Cali, I'll be creating God's gift to pornography, but that'd be a sign of the apocalypse and the world will end by then. For now, my location is undisclosed, Cleet, but you're in the neighborhood.