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ho the fuck are all these people comming out of the woodworks sucking on jennas ass? I swear you people! Get a grip jenna dont give a fuck about you.

Jenna Jamison or whoever the fuck posts shows up and some people act like its the second comming.

Bitch jenna do a fucking JM movie then come back to the board you whore.

El guano, if you're going to criticize someone, or make a claim that is totally stupid about Jenna and the people she DOES know and care about, do try to construct a proper English sentence with the correct spelling!

Let me help you:

`Who the fuck' (or more politely `who on earth') `are all these
people coming out of the woodwork' (use `woodwork' singular, the plural `woodworks' is unnecessary unless it is a place that produces wood, in which case that would, note the different spelling, be a forest or a saw mill. There is only one `m' in `coming.' To continue...`sucking on Jenna's ass?' Note I use an apostrophe in 'Jennas' because there is only one ass and it belongs to Jenna. Although, it is true to point out that many of us would like to suck Jenna's `bottom' (as we Brits more politely call it) if we were given the opportunity.`I swear, you people!' Note the comma and exclaimation mark. `Get a grip!' Maybe better to say `be more realisit' or `control your enthusiasm.'`Jenna' (note the capital `J' to start a new sentence) `doesn't care about you' or, to be more emphatic, you could write `does not care about you!' You could even put the `not' in italics to stress the point (rather than stressing yourself) that Jenna doesn't care about us. The `fuck' was rather unnecessary, a bit like this post. And then, I think, we need to learn to be a little more polite in our requests. Something like. `Jenna, please do a JM movie and come back on the boards. I think you are a wonderful person. Thank you. Guapo.'


Edited by firewall (02/04/05 05:04 PM)