Email Fayner with the link to that post from Bornyo, Burglar and I. We're all willing to put up some money to get that diseased hobo a new shopping cart with a broken wheel and end the reign of boredom at lukeford.com.

Randi Wright... that has some possibilities. Agammemnon, she could be our Cassandra, with the insane babble out of her mouth our prophecy. "What? Green M&Ms make you pregnant? And blue ones make you miscarry? Cult followers, bring us the head of the heirs to the Mars family fortune." That of course is a supremely lame example but you see where I'm going with this. She could be the Earth Mother/Jezebel that we keep locked in cabinet and roll out whenever we need more martyrs.