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#83568 - 02/01/05 12:56 PM
Monkey Cage made me a retard...true story
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Well I am fucked.
My posts have taken a turn for the worse in the last several days, about as funny and intelligent as President Bush's last speech...culminating in last night's JENNA-POLOOZA-IN-THE-CAGE fest. I cant attribute this to alcohol alone....no, something more insidious is at work here.
Grandma Burglar always said "If you sleep with the dogs/whores you will get fleas....you might get laid, but you will get fleas sonny." The infestation of Jenna/ADT-like sycophants has rubbed off on me....Smelly Monkey has been martyred, and if it weren't for ARAB and Jamesn posts, I might be a complete vegetable instead of merely a retard....
I feel like I have been sniffing paint.
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#83569 - 02/01/05 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Well as soon as randi wright agrees to put up a monkey cage im gone so you can begin your rehabilitation then, i plan to.
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#83571 - 02/01/05 01:15 PM
Re: Monkey Cage made me a retard...true story
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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daburg-this is having an effect on everyone-it's been mayhem for a month. as a fellow alumni, i wish i could help but i'm appropriating xxxpt stuff into reality too much already. i've already confessed i think all foreigners are buttmaster, black men are hisexcellency and ninjas are kyoto--this is a terrifying thing to fight and it's not slowing down.
arab-the zarathusthra stuff seemed to slow down the deterioration but i'm not a neitzche guy and only kinda into schopenhauer--can you work something from ludwig? he's my all-time guy, but i'm kinda on a jerry fodor/ned block/danny dennet kick recently.
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#83572 - 02/01/05 01:20 PM
Re: Monkey Cage made me a retard...true story
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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About a week ago half the people i see in the street look like matt casey, grinning back at me in a sorta out of focus way, im leaning towards blaming jamesn for this.
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#83573 - 02/01/05 01:24 PM
Re: Monkey Cage made me a retard...true story
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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should i change it to the guy wearing the scary mask?
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#83575 - 02/01/05 01:55 PM
Re: Monkey Cage made me a retard...true story
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Registered: 02/12/04
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arab-the zarathusthra stuff seemed to slow down the deterioration but i'm not a neitzche guy and only kinda into schopenhauer--can you work something from ludwig? he's my all-time guy, but i'm kinda on a jerry fodor/ned block/danny dennet kick recently.
I'm not that up on Schopenhauer. I had my brain fried: at the age of 13, the first philosopher I ever read was Nietzsche. I remember being despondent that there was nothing I could believe in, nothing had meaning except the continued triumph of the victor over the enemy. Then, about a year later, I took acid for the first time and found deep metaphysical meaning in the character Ataru Moroboshi from Japanese manga Lum Urusei Yatsura.
So what I know of Schopenhauer is based on seeing him through a filter of Nietzsche: as the guy who hesitated before taking the final plunge into existentialism, before Sartre fucked it up with his Stalin-worship.
To be honest, I've always had problems with Eternal Recurrence. It seems a bit deus ex machina: like, he's figured out this Epicurean glee that there's nothing to live for, but posits this system of recurrences to add some kind of ethereal spirituality to his system. Of course it's much more complex than that, but every time I go back to read it I find it banal and simplistic.
I've always like Nietzsche as more of a social commentator, though he always held that at arms length, as something almost dirty but somehow necessary like getting a boil lanced. But his commentaries are gold, such as his explanation that the true Christian doctrine, per its own belief system, would create a terribly unjust and cruel society which dispenses maximum suffering (which is what, after all, Christianity judges to be the best part of life: misery). Unfortunately, I can see why he felt that was beneath him: the only people who see significance in it are angry anti-Christian types who still have a grudge that their fathers didn't hug them enough.
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#83576 - 02/01/05 02:41 PM
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i think i touched on this before, but there's pretty much a consensus that neitzche misunderstood a lot of arty, so you might have ended up with something fairly far away from a transparent look at what he was about.
i'm kinda more awestruck by the guys who could handle the less-sexy stuff with numbers than the existentialists. mainly because i think any very smart person who can write with capital letters and project a brooding and deep aura could come up with a rough approximation/knockoff of what the hegel-heideigger school would write. aristotle-frege-wittgenstein were such universal geniuses that they were just able to include another huge part of the equation into their shite . i think it ends up showing in whether they end up a part of the history of philosophy or whether their concepts end up fairly immortal as a building block of later stuff. the logicians might be lacking romantically, but they 're less vulnerable to the misunderstandings of their times. or i'm full of shit, either way the current guys working on consciousness on the nuerobilogical angle and the linguistics guys seem closest to not setting off my bullshit-meter. i think i'm the only 25-year old who can actually say something about the book that made chomsky famous.
related to the post's title what scares me is i have to go interact with the real world and remember what's normal behavior for socializing now. i think i'll have to get really fucked up in the hopes that something will purge all of my short-term memories.
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#83577 - 02/01/05 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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part 2 on neitzche will come later and it may be incoherent if i write it later tonight, which i will barring arrest or hospitalization.
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#83579 - 02/01/05 04:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The thing i get from that picture is the look on her face, you can tell she loves her job and would do it for free if asked.
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#83584 - 02/01/05 05:57 PM
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You know thoses parents who have those bumper stickers that say 'my kids on the honor roll'. Do you thinks this whores parents have a sticker that says 'our girl is a piss mop and we are so proud.  
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#83585 - 02/01/05 06:09 PM
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#83587 - 02/07/05 04:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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*Wondering aloud if crazy people KNOW they are crazy.....
<Further Evidence I am now retarded and why an Ivy League Education is no guarantee of becoming a contributor to society's advancement>
I posted under "Warning to Talent thread" about A drugged-out, porno version of Sesame Street...while eating breakfast...the morning after the Super Bowl.....after my team won....in my boxers.....
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#83588 - 02/07/05 05:06 AM
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#83589 - 02/07/05 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Damn can someone switch the lowriding Hitler to Mussolini- that thing rocks
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#83590 - 02/07/05 09:42 AM
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#83592 - 02/07/05 11:02 AM
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#83593 - 02/07/05 11:12 AM
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#83595 - 02/08/05 07:18 PM
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Why do I get the feeling Evil Koown lives on a long winding road nestled between two mountains in central Idaho, guarded by Barbed Wire, Claymores and 13 pale young boys with no hair, werewolf tatoos, JackBoots and Knives, from Huntington Beach California?????
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#83596 - 02/08/05 08:50 PM
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Why do I get the feeling Evil Koown lives on a long winding road nestled between two mountains in central Idaho, guarded by Barbed Wire, Claymores and 13 pale young boys with no hair, werewolf tatoos, JackBoots and Knives, from Huntington Beach California?????
Idaho...hasn't that state been overrun with Mormons
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#83597 - 02/08/05 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Klown your posts need more cowbell or smileys or something....try substance. To fit in you really should throw in one of the boards "I'd hit it's" every now and then.
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#83598 - 02/08/05 08:58 PM
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Klown your posts need more cowbell or smileys or something....try substance. To fit in you really should throw in one of the boards "I'd hit it's" every now and then.
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#83600 - 02/08/05 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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burlar-you know what's fucked up? mormons took over HBS in some holy war-all of their big names, including the president are drinking the kool-aid, as is our governor mitt romney. if any religion is going to take over the world, i can't argue with one that's all for bigamy.
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#83601 - 02/08/05 09:23 PM
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#83602 - 02/08/05 09:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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his mom used to drive me to summer camp, ann helped me realize i was straight but she's not a babe anymore though.
yeah, clark, sasser, wheelright, christianson are all part of the cult--for some reasons our mormons are mormon 2.0 while the rest live with coyotes and smelly salt lakes.
fuck you, i wish i graduated then--your generation was really the first and possibly last time people in their 20's got super-rich. i can't even get a VC outfit to talk to me, and i've got a great death-machine in the works for bjfan. i graduate, the world hates america, reality shows exist and i can't even start pets.com
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#83603 - 02/08/05 09:40 PM
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jamesn=da burgular=bjfan
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#83604 - 02/08/05 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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randi wright already had 2 personalities, i had to go for 3. i just found that site-what's the deal with her being on a plastic surgery special on TLC? i LOVE that place, it's like acid, but i can leave the computer and things are normal and non-bizarro instantly.
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#83611 - 12/15/05 08:53 PM
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you truly have nothing to say. nothing.
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#83612 - 12/15/05 08:58 PM
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I really don't care, I just want to know how hard I can hit...Is Ghostshadow male or female?
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#83613 - 12/15/05 08:59 PM
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Good thread, just before my entrance here. And yeah, we've got a pretender in our midst.
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#83617 - 12/15/05 10:02 PM
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I peg ghostshadow aged about 16 or 17 years, mimicry is popular around then.
It makes me wonder if that long list of anonymous users is just a legion of these shitheads steeling their reserves before they try to take on la famiglia.
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