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You know thoses parents who have those bumper stickers that say 'my kids on the honor roll'.
Do you thinks this whores parents have a sticker that says 'our girl is a piss mop and we are so proud.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! ahh AHHHHHHH!!!! <da burglar runs into the wall screaming>

Ok, wait <tells himself "breathe....breathe">
If I start peeing and pooping in a Chamber Pot or Bedpan at night, maybe this image will leave my head.....

Fuck, if only I lived near some woods, I could piss on some trees and rid myself of this haunting image forever.

oh no......
<da burglar realizes too late he just tipped off the "artistic braintrust" behind Pissmops/Midnightprowl that their next scene should be Nicole Brazzle in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit prancing through the forest, where she gets tied up to a tree by (not one but) THREE big bad wolves who piss all over her and her "little red riding hood". Meanwhile an owl sits atop the tree Nicole is tied to and hoots twice.......>

I am really going fucking insane