Well I am fucked.


My posts have taken a turn for the worse in the last several days, about as funny and intelligent as President Bush's last speech...culminating in last night's JENNA-POLOOZA-IN-THE-CAGE fest. I cant attribute this to alcohol alone....no, something more insidious is at work here.

Grandma Burglar always said "If you sleep with the dogs/whores you will get fleas....you might get laid, but you will get fleas sonny." The infestation of Jenna/ADT-like sycophants has rubbed off on me....Smelly Monkey has been martyred, and if it weren't for ARAB and Jamesn posts, I might be a complete vegetable instead of merely a retard....

I feel like I have been sniffing paint.