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#83487 - 02/01/05 11:37 AM Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
I dont feel I am getting attention... so someone just fuck me damn it. I will be in CA in march
And I have positions open for the following
Solo
G/G
G/G/A
BJ
B/G
Gang Bangs
Swallow
Double Vag
Anal (With tyce bune preferably or someone about his size)

That said gimmie some cum!
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#83488 - 02/01/05 11:45 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#83489 - 02/01/05 11:46 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'll pay attention to you sweetheart. You're the hottest chick currently posting in the cage. How's that for fanboy adoration? Or this?

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#83490 - 02/01/05 11:47 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
You forgot to aim for my mouth! Nice girls swallow
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#83491 - 02/01/05 11:49 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
What, no love for the hometown crew? Someone's name just got crossed off my watch-giving list.
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#83492 - 02/01/05 11:50 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

I'll pay attention to you sweetheart. You're the hottest chick currently posting in the cage. How's that for fanboy adoration? Or this?






KNIFE FIGHT

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#83493 - 02/01/05 11:54 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
HEHE who needs a watch when its time to fuck n suck all day?
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#83494 - 02/01/05 11:58 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Do you accept payment in watches? Oprah sold her unit and left just boxes and boxes of these things laying around.
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#83495 - 02/01/05 11:59 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
Wow, you are a horny little sexpot!!
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#83496 - 02/01/05 11:59 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Acceptable forms of payment:
1. Naughty Adult toys
2. Shoes
3. Cum
4. More Shoes
5. Cash....
6. More Cash.....
hmmm nope watches not on my list
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#83497 - 02/01/05 12:01 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
Quote:

Acceptable forms of payment:
1. Naughty Adult toys
2. Shoes
3. Cum
4. More Shoes
5. Cash....
6. More Cash.....
hmmm nope watches not on my list




I have a lot of #3!
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#83498 - 02/01/05 12:03 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Im not into extra chunky cum... Just a warning. I find extra chunky hard to swallow when the cock is half way down the throat...
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#83499 - 02/01/05 12:07 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
Quote:

Im not into extra chunky cum... Just a warning. I find extra chunky hard to swallow when the cock is half way down the throat...




Good, no extra chunky here.
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#83500 - 02/01/05 12:09 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
WHOOHOOOO
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#83501 - 02/01/05 12:16 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Acceptable forms of payment:
1. Naughty Adult toys
2. Shoes
3. Cum
4. More Shoes
5. Cash....
6. More Cash.....
hmmm nope watches not on my list





How about a pitcher of beer at the Underground Wonder Bar and a half-empty bottle of vicodin?
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#83502 - 02/01/05 12:17 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Im not into extra chunky cum... Just a warning. I find extra chunky hard to swallow when the cock is half way down the throat...




Good, no extra chunky here.





ewww extra chunky?? wtf is that? Is it like, when you pass a kidney stone or something when you shoot your wad? Is there a urologist in the house????
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#83503 - 02/01/05 12:18 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
I dont drink beer EWWWW nor do i drink happy hour rails Sigh.... not into the broken porn star who abuses drug story either.... Have any cookies? MMMM sugar cookies? And a glass of milk please!!!
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#83504 - 02/01/05 12:18 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
Quote:

WHOOHOOOO




No, I'm supposed to be saying that!!

"WHOOHOOOO"
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#83505 - 02/01/05 12:19 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
12345 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 32
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Im not into extra chunky cum... Just a warning. I find extra chunky hard to swallow when the cock is half way down the throat...




Good, no extra chunky here.





ewww extra chunky?? wtf is that? Is it like, when you pass a kidney stone or something when you shoot your wad? Is there a urologist in the house????




Sounds like a fetish where you shove cottage cheese up your urethra and then cum it out.

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#83506 - 02/01/05 12:19 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Im sorry wOOt!!!
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#83507 - 02/01/05 12:25 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

I dont drink beer EWWWW nor do i drink happy hour rails Sigh.... not into the broken porn star who abuses drug story either.... Have any cookies? MMMM sugar cookies? And a glass of milk please!!!




Okay. How about $500?
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#83508 - 02/01/05 12:26 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Im not into extra chunky cum... Just a warning. I find extra chunky hard to swallow when the cock is half way down the throat...




One load of zenman, hold the chunks!
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#83509 - 02/01/05 12:28 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

One load of zenman, hold the chunks!





TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
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#83510 - 02/01/05 12:30 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

Quote:

One load of zenman, hold the chunks!





TOO MUCH INFORMATION.





Two names JENNA JAMESON and MAX HARDCORE

Imagine the possibilities.


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#83511 - 02/01/05 12:35 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
ADTBigBalls Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 37
Two names I like much better,

Jenna Jameson and Jules Jordan!!

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#83512 - 02/01/05 12:35 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Two names JENNA JAMESON and MAX HARDCORE

Imagine the possibilities.





This post makes me sad in a number of ways. Then I begin to laugh hysterically, and I'm not really sure why.
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#83513 - 02/01/05 12:43 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Two names JENNA JAMESON and MAX HARDCORE

Imagine the possibilities.




This post makes me sad in a number of ways. Then I begin to laugh hysterically, and I'm not really sure why.





Fuck....Is the Apocalypse coming or what??? Red Sox Win a World Series and Jenna is embraced by (and enjoys) the Monkey Cage...what's next? Anyone check and see if the moon is still there????
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#83514 - 02/01/05 12:45 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
I said forget about JENNA!!!!! I want attention!!!!!! damn it! $500 barely makes me tingle.... hmmm $800
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#83515 - 02/01/05 12:47 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Fuck....Is the Apocalypse coming or what??? Red Sox Win a World Series and Jenna is embraced by (and enjoys) the Monkey Cage...what's next? Anyone check and see if the moon is still there????





Good point. I wish i could type more but im tired.
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#83516 - 02/01/05 12:49 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683


Mandy's alright, even though she shares the same first name as my beloved golden retriever that we had to give away when I was a young Arab, and thus makes me sigh inside a little every time I read her name.
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#83517 - 02/01/05 12:56 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
AWWWW to bad i dont get on my knees and bark... At least not since my drunken teenage years....
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#83518 - 02/01/05 03:54 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

AWWWW to bad i dont get on my knees and bark... At least not since my drunken teenage years....



mandy---> <---monstar
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#83519 - 02/01/05 05:56 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
firewall Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 38
I'm 5000 miles away, give me a day to get there...do you give discounts for distance travelled?

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#83520 - 02/01/05 06:26 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I'm 5000 miles away, give me a day to get there...do you give discounts for distance travelled?





How is gerard? and do you speak with a french accent or an english one?. Can i pat your belly for good luck?.
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#83521 - 02/01/05 07:15 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
firewall Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 38
Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna? Fine, if that's what you want Monkey. Personally, I'd rather stop sniping and get on with the forum. I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke....no belly patting until we know each other better...gerard would get jealous.


Edited by firewall (02/01/05 07:19 PM)

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#83522 - 02/01/05 07:40 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna?




No, it is because we hate you.
(xxxpt to firewall)->
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#83523 - 02/01/05 07:46 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dude, i didn't know that. i apologize for what i've said about you. some things aren't fair game and i'm sorry.
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#83524 - 02/01/05 08:23 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LMFAO...has fake jenna posted a pic or proved its her yet...?
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#83525 - 02/01/05 08:33 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

LMFAO...has fake jenna posted a pic or proved its her yet...?





She gave a shout out to some of the morons here on her site, she left your name out because she doesn't support drug use, at least that was the rumor.
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#83526 - 02/01/05 10:53 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:



Mandy's alright, even though she shares the same first name as my beloved golden retriever that we had to give away when I was a young Arab, and thus makes me sigh inside a little every time I read her name.




If you want your dog back, I'm sure AC Cream can find it.
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#83527 - 02/02/05 02:51 AM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Two names JENNA JAMESON and MAX HARDCORE

Imagine the possibilities.




This post makes me sad in a number of ways. Then I begin to laugh hysterically, and I'm not really sure why.





Fuck....Is the Apocalypse coming or what??? Red Sox Win a World Series and Jenna is embraced by (and enjoys) the Monkey Cage...what's next? Anyone check and see if the moon is still there????




Good point, again. Some of my favorite people are turning into fan boy adters.

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#83528 - 02/02/05 12:06 PM Re: Forget About Jenna, Someone just fuck me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
We need a polls section
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