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#83337 - 02/01/05 11:24 AM
Jenna loves Kami
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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I know Kami's pretty tuff, so I dare Jenna to oil wrestle Kami representing XXXPT.
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#83338 - 02/01/05 11:32 AM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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She may be stronger, but I'm faster...
I'm in...
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#83339 - 02/01/05 11:55 AM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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ME tooo!!!! I prob wont be the one left standing but I wanna join and have fun!!!!!!!!
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#83340 - 02/01/05 11:56 AM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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oh im so on that. she may be *faster* but you've all seen me take a few hits to the head (and if you havnt my spelling makes it obvious)
dont count out my lack of will to live, ineed some body guards with jackets though.
i can pay 20 dollars and a pack of crackers from pizza hut.
If you are interested in the entourage position just bring a bathrobe and ill stencil something catchy on the back.
how about
"Touch her and Tip"
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#83341 - 02/01/05 11:57 AM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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#83342 - 02/01/05 11:58 AM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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I suck cock better than I fight.... I wanna bathroom! Will it be cotten, silk or polyester?
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#83343 - 02/01/05 12:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Kami, why don't you stencil the declaration of independence across your ass? It's big enough....
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#83344 - 02/01/05 12:06 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I know! I built my small pathetic career outta that big ass!
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#83345 - 02/01/05 12:08 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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hehe nice tits reminds me of the young ripe melons i was in.. they had me bouncing up and down like a retard saying "you like my tits, you like my tits" Everytime i watch it i nearly piss my pants.
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#83346 - 02/01/05 12:11 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Who said your career was small and pathetic?
Are you trying to put something in my mouth?
Words maybe?
Kami, you really don't have to keep playing this "I'm just an unknown girl who likes to get grudge fucked"
we all now who you are, but you just opened yourself up to my attitude when you threw your piss ant comments in...
I like big asses by the way, just not ones that are attached to smart ass mouths..
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#83348 - 02/01/05 12:50 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Go fuck yourself Kami...
Who the hell are you?
Can't wait to meet you inperson, I will make a point of it now...
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#83349 - 02/01/05 12:52 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Somebody holds grudges....
Come on now, all girls are allowed to rage sometimes...
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#83350 - 02/01/05 12:55 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I'm really excited about this match.
The way I see it it's Dan Marino -vs- Farve
Dan came out great one of the best quarter backs any one had ever seen, of course at the end he was robo quarterback with none of his original parts, still a household name and loved by millions (in this case though the attitude is Dion sanders)
Farve started out kinda suck and needed some one to take care of him blossomed into a great quarterback who always showed up (even when maybe he should have stayed home)
Admit it he was at his best when he was on lots and lots of Vicaden.
I think I'm more of a warren moon attitude though.
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#83351 - 02/01/05 12:57 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Somebody holds grudges....
Come on now, all girls are allowed to rage sometimes...
ya but every one getting along is boring as hell
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#83352 - 02/01/05 01:00 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Well then you can fumble your little football when I put my Manolo Blahnik up your can!
LOL
JJ
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#83353 - 02/01/05 01:13 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
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Well then you can fumble your little football when I put my Manolo Blahnik up your can!
LOL
JJ
HAHAHAHA!!!!! 
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#83355 - 02/01/05 01:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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As long as I can wear brass knuckles... and a strapon.
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#83356 - 02/01/05 01:34 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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As long as I can wear brass knuckles... and a strapon.
whats really tragic is I didn't get the shoe reference, I was like what is that a player I don't know? haha I had to google it.
Brass nuckles are fine so is the strap on. Ill be back in town Feb 14th till Feb 25th or so. I would say lets do it towards the end of my trip to avoid bruising but since when have not had a bruise in a movie.
we all know Jenna is full of shit why she is giving me the time of day today is beyond me. Im sure she would never show up.
*edited cause i wrote show instead of shoe
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#83357 - 02/01/05 02:26 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I just figured all this out. ADT is down
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#83359 - 02/01/05 03:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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I wanna invite!!!
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#83360 - 02/01/05 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I just figured all this out. ADT is down
Damn how did this thread sneak into this forum? It's down because all the people like AC Cream, watchguy and adtbigballs were pounding on their keyboards to get in and post about how terrible it is that JJ came to xpt, how she kicked xpt's ass and how badly she's been treated here on the darkside. Anyway, I'm betting Jenna will show up if you can tie her down to a time & place. She probably didn't get where she is by flaking.
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#83361 - 02/01/05 03:21 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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im totally at a loss as to Kami's Jenna hatered.
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#83362 - 02/01/05 03:30 PM
Re: Jenna loves Kami
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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She just wants to grudge fuck me...
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#83363 - 02/01/05 03:35 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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LOL
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#83365 - 02/01/05 03:38 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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thanks smut, but at this time im going to have to... oh that was meant for jenna.
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#83366 - 02/01/05 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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She just wants to grudge fuck me...
I'm also betting she ain't alone.
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#83368 - 02/01/05 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Da Burglar hijacks yet another thread...... Holy shit I am in love  Amidst all the self amusement, therapeutic vitriol and fucked up humor that gets expressed on XPT, most Horny (and/or drunk) male posters throw some shallow flattery and lecherous comments to the porn chicks who post here. This serves as both a vicarious release and as a manifestation of our internal fantasy machine's fascination with average-to-hot women who make money off performing basic Biological Functions. Then I read something like this post from Kami...... Quote:
I'm really excited about this match.
The way I see it it's Dan Marino -vs- Farve
Dan came out great one of the best quarter backs any one had ever seen, of course at the end he was robo quarterback with none of his original parts, still a household name and loved by millions (in this case though the attitude is Dion sanders)
Farve started out kinda suck and needed some one to take care of him blossomed into a great quarterback who always showed up (even when maybe he should have stayed home)
Admit it he was at his best when he was on lots and lots of Vicaden.
I think I'm more of a warren moon attitude though.
Up to now I have liked Kami, I thought she was fairly hot and definitley interesting....but now I find she not only likes football, but actually KNOWS, really KNOWS, football. I mean, what the fuck, did I just wander into www.thingstoogoodtobetrue.com????? A porn chick who knows football???? Kami you are a goddess......the Warren Moon comment pushed me over the edge!!!! 
I better go before I have an accident.....
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#83370 - 02/01/05 04:24 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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im totally at a loss as to Kami's Jenna hatered.
never had any before in fact check my adt posts i spent hours waiting in line for Jennas autograph. now i wouldn't cross the street to spit on her, pee on her maybe
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Go fuck yourself Kami...
Who the hell are you?
Can't wait to meet you inperson, I will make a point of it now...
and thanks daburgler
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#83372 - 02/01/05 05:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Kami...
Maybe you should walk around the block a couple of times before you walk across the street to pee on me...
God knows, you need to lose a little water weight...LOL
JJ
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#83374 - 02/01/05 05:30 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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It's easy for you to blame my body on surgery isn't it?
It's called good old fashioned jogging. You should try it sometime!
I checked you out, girl... gotta know my apponent... LOL
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#83375 - 02/01/05 05:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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bah, my post doesnt make sense anymore anyway.
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#83376 - 02/01/05 05:34 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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dont spoil this for me rob im enjoying the attention
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#83377 - 02/01/05 05:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Somebody likes punishment...
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#83378 - 02/01/05 05:38 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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hey im on for a who can run the farthest before the baby oil match heres a clip of me jogging mov file from texas asshole massacre, sure im trying to kill some one with a giant dildo but im still running!
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#83379 - 02/01/05 05:39 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Somebody likes punishment...
I wasnt kidding when i said this was the most intersting thing that has happened to me all year
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#83381 - 02/01/05 05:41 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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its only 11pm here but it gets me wet to
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#83383 - 02/01/05 05:46 PM
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#83384 - 02/01/05 06:00 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Shameless promotion there Kami...
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#83385 - 02/01/05 06:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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So now, all of you are saying that not only have I totally reconstructed my face... but I have a robotic body? My titties are done... thats all. I think we share in that, Kami..  All eyes on you
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