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#83337 - 02/01/05 11:24 AM Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I know Kami's pretty tuff, so I dare Jenna to oil wrestle Kami representing XXXPT.
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#83338 - 02/01/05 11:32 AM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
She may be stronger, but I'm faster...

I'm in...

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#83339 - 02/01/05 11:55 AM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
ME tooo!!!! I prob wont be the one left standing but I wanna join and have fun!!!!!!!!
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#83340 - 02/01/05 11:56 AM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
oh im so on that. she may be *faster* but you've all seen me take a few hits to the head (and if you havnt my spelling makes it obvious)
dont count out my lack of will to live, ineed some body guards with jackets though.
i can pay 20 dollars and a pack of crackers from pizza hut.

If you are interested in the entourage position just bring a bathrobe and ill stencil something catchy on the back.

how about
"Touch her and Tip"

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#83341 - 02/01/05 11:57 AM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
ps nice tits mandy

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#83342 - 02/01/05 11:58 AM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
I suck cock better than I fight.... I wanna bathroom! Will it be cotten, silk or polyester?
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#83343 - 02/01/05 12:05 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Kami, why don't you stencil the declaration of independence across your ass? It's big enough....

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#83344 - 02/01/05 12:06 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I know! I built my small pathetic career outta that big ass!

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#83345 - 02/01/05 12:08 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
hehe nice tits reminds me of the young ripe melons i was in.. they had me bouncing up and down like a retard saying "you like my tits, you like my tits" Everytime i watch it i nearly piss my pants.
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#83346 - 02/01/05 12:11 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Who said your career was small and pathetic?
Are you trying to put something in my mouth?
Words maybe?
Kami, you really don't have to keep playing this "I'm just an unknown girl who likes to get grudge fucked"
we all now who you are, but you just opened yourself up to my attitude when you threw your piss ant comments in...

I like big asses by the way, just not ones that are attached to smart ass mouths..

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#83347 - 02/01/05 12:12 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
I still love you Kami...
Give me some love now...

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#83348 - 02/01/05 12:50 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:


Go fuck yourself Kami...
Who the hell are you?
Can't wait to meet you inperson, I will make a point of it now...




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#83349 - 02/01/05 12:52 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Somebody holds grudges....

Come on now, all girls are allowed to rage sometimes...

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#83350 - 02/01/05 12:55 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I'm really excited about this match.
The way I see it it's Dan Marino -vs- Farve

Dan came out great one of the best quarter backs any one had ever seen, of course at the end he was robo quarterback with none of his original parts, still a household name and loved by millions (in this case though the attitude is Dion sanders)

Farve started out kinda suck and needed some one to take care of him blossomed into a great quarterback who always showed up (even when maybe he should have stayed home)
Admit it he was at his best when he was on lots and lots of Vicaden.
I think I'm more of a warren moon attitude though.

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#83351 - 02/01/05 12:57 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Somebody holds grudges....

Come on now, all girls are allowed to rage sometimes...



ya but every one getting along is boring as hell

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#83352 - 02/01/05 01:00 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Well then you can fumble your little football when I put my Manolo Blahnik up your can!

LOL

JJ

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#83353 - 02/01/05 01:13 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
LizTheBunny Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 43
Quote:

Well then you can fumble your little football when I put my Manolo Blahnik up your can!

LOL

JJ





HAHAHAHA!!!!!

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#83354 - 02/01/05 01:18 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Can we get a date for this wrestling match nailed down?
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#83355 - 02/01/05 01:21 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
As long as I can wear brass knuckles... and a strapon.

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#83356 - 02/01/05 01:34 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

As long as I can wear brass knuckles... and a strapon.




whats really tragic is I didn't get the shoe reference, I was like what is that a player I don't know? haha I had to google it.

Brass nuckles are fine so is the strap on. Ill be back in town Feb 14th till Feb 25th or so. I would say lets do it towards the end of my trip to avoid bruising but since when have not had a bruise in a movie.

we all know Jenna is full of shit why she is giving me the time of day today is beyond me. Im sure she would never show up.
*edited cause i wrote show instead of shoe

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#83357 - 02/01/05 02:26 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I just figured all this out. ADT is down

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#83358 - 02/01/05 03:09 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
cool...karma sabotage!

I'm still fantasizing about you tussling w/ Jenna in green jello.


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#83359 - 02/01/05 03:12 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
I wanna invite!!!
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#83360 - 02/01/05 03:16 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I just figured all this out. ADT is down




Damn how did this thread sneak into this forum? It's down because all the people like AC Cream, watchguy and adtbigballs were pounding on their keyboards to get in and post about how terrible it is that JJ came to xpt, how she kicked xpt's ass and how badly she's been treated here on the darkside. Anyway, I'm betting Jenna will show up if you can tie her down to a time & place. She probably didn't get where she is by flaking.

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#83361 - 02/01/05 03:21 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
im totally at a loss as to Kami's Jenna hatered.
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#83362 - 02/01/05 03:30 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
She just wants to grudge fuck me...

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#83363 - 02/01/05 03:35 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
LOL
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#83364 - 02/01/05 03:36 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I think I can honestlty say I'd like to fuck Jenna w/o a grudge because I'm the best lover out of all porn critics... true dat!

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#83365 - 02/01/05 03:38 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
thanks smut, but at this time im going to have to... oh that was meant for jenna.
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#83366 - 02/01/05 03:40 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

She just wants to grudge fuck me...




I'm also betting she ain't alone.

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#83367 - 02/01/05 03:42 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

thanks smut, but at this time im going to have to... oh that was meant for jenna.




yeah, you type faster than I type.
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#83368 - 02/01/05 03:49 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Da Burglar hijacks yet another thread......

Holy shit I am in love

Amidst all the self amusement, therapeutic vitriol and fucked up humor that gets expressed on XPT, most Horny (and/or drunk) male posters throw some shallow flattery and lecherous comments to the porn chicks who post here. This serves as both a vicarious release and as a manifestation of our internal fantasy machine's fascination with average-to-hot women who make money off performing basic Biological Functions.

Then I read something like this post from Kami......

Quote:

I'm really excited about this match.
The way I see it it's Dan Marino -vs- Farve

Dan came out great one of the best quarter backs any one had ever seen, of course at the end he was robo quarterback with none of his original parts, still a household name and loved by millions (in this case though the attitude is Dion sanders)

Farve started out kinda suck and needed some one to take care of him blossomed into a great quarterback who always showed up (even when maybe he should have stayed home)
Admit it he was at his best when he was on lots and lots of Vicaden.
I think I'm more of a warren moon attitude though.




Up to now I have liked Kami, I thought she was fairly hot and definitley interesting....but now I find she not only likes football, but actually KNOWS, really KNOWS, football. I mean, what the fuck, did I just wander into www.thingstoogoodtobetrue.com????? A porn chick who knows football???? Kami you are a goddess......the Warren Moon comment pushed me over the edge!!!!

I better go before I have an accident.....
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#83369 - 02/01/05 04:14 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Fuck football, my favorite sport is fuckin'
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#83370 - 02/01/05 04:24 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

im totally at a loss as to Kami's Jenna hatered.




never had any before in fact check my adt posts i spent hours waiting in line for Jennas autograph. now i wouldn't cross the street to spit on her, pee on her maybe
Quote:


Go fuck yourself Kami...
Who the hell are you?
Can't wait to meet you inperson, I will make a point of it now...





and thanks daburgler

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#83371 - 02/01/05 04:32 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Not only does she know football but she knows enough to praise Danny boy -my favorite qb of all time.
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#83372 - 02/01/05 05:23 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Kami...
Maybe you should walk around the block a couple of times before you walk across the street to pee on me...
God knows, you need to lose a little water weight...LOL

JJ

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#83373 - 02/01/05 05:26 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
not all of us can afford that much surgery or speed, and how do you know what I look like? this pic is from last month a few days before vegas, i aint all that but i wouldt say fat either


Attachments
77608-home.jpg (31 downloads)


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#83374 - 02/01/05 05:30 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
It's easy for you to blame my body on surgery isn't it?
It's called good old fashioned jogging. You should try it sometime!

I checked you out, girl... gotta know my apponent... LOL

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#83375 - 02/01/05 05:30 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
bah, my post doesnt make sense anymore anyway.

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#83376 - 02/01/05 05:34 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
dont spoil this for me rob im enjoying the attention

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#83377 - 02/01/05 05:37 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Somebody likes punishment...

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#83378 - 02/01/05 05:38 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey im on for a who can run the farthest before the baby oil match
heres a clip of me jogging
mov file
from texas asshole massacre, sure im trying to kill some one with a giant dildo but im still running!

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#83379 - 02/01/05 05:39 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Somebody likes punishment...



I wasnt kidding when i said this was the most intersting thing that has happened to me all year

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#83380 - 02/01/05 05:41 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
firewall Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 38
I'm liking the fight idea....It's 4.05 am and this is making me horny...

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#83381 - 02/01/05 05:41 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
its only 11pm here but it gets me wet to

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#83382 - 02/01/05 05:44 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

It's easy for you to blame my body on surgery isn't it?
It's called good old fashioned jogging. You should try it sometime!

I checked you out, girl... gotta know my apponent... LOL





WTF?? Jogging???? See, this is where my hypocrisy detector goes apeshit, and I normally launch into a ruthless attack on the would-be hypocrite....but I wont.

No, I'll simply "blame" your body on a overstated need in our society to view Basic Bodily/Biological Functions performed by surgically enhanced bimbos.

**This message brought to you by the producers of Nip/Tuck on F/X**
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#83383 - 02/01/05 05:46 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
its funny cause its true

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#83384 - 02/01/05 06:00 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Shameless promotion there Kami...


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#83385 - 02/01/05 06:03 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
So now, all of you are saying that not only have I totally reconstructed my face... but I have a robotic body?

My titties are done... thats all. I think we share in that, Kami..

All eyes on you

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#83386 - 02/01/05 06:05 PM Re: Jenna loves Kami
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
the battle heats up!
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