oh im so on that. she may be *faster* but you've all seen me take a few hits to the head (and if you havnt my spelling makes it obvious)
dont count out my lack of will to live, ineed some body guards with jackets though.
i can pay 20 dollars and a pack of crackers from pizza hut.

If you are interested in the entourage position just bring a bathrobe and ill stencil something catchy on the back.

how about
"Touch her and Tip"