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baby when you get old enough to know how to fuck right, you'll start liking lionel ritchie. that shit is spanish fly.




I prefer Lionel's daughter, Nicole. As for being able to fuck right? You'd be surprised how us whipper snappers this day and age are experts in that field. Get with the times, bro! : )

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but you know what liz. after all that, i want you to know i don;t hate you. dislike you, whatever....after reading your replys i am starting to get an erection at the thought of you.

because...

1.) you wanna win an AVN award...




who honestly doesn't want an AVN? Even right-wingers like Bill O'Reily watch porn.

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2.) you work out "I'm going to the gym now."




I know, I know. That must be a *shocker* to you. Someone on this board who's not a porn star actually works out! I'm glad I made your day.

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3.) you don't seem that bright *every other post*




HAHAHAHA!

1) One of the reasons why you like me is because you don't think I'm bright. So you like girls with lower-than-average intellectual abilities? If the only way for you to get laid is trhough a dumb girl, then that's fucking sad.

2) How can you judge my level of intelligence by the way I flame people? That's silly. I'm laughing at people on a xxx forum, not diffusing a bomb. I'd say you're the one lacking here, you're turned on by me, yet you don't know what I look like. I could be Richard Simmons for all you know! (I don't, but just saying there's always a possibility..) I could be morbidly obese, and you'd still be hard! (I'm definitely not)

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4.) you're a party girl "Afterwards I'm going to my <snip> friend's party!"




I have social skills, a high alcohol tolerence and a good time for me isn't ANAL INVADERS #9 in grandma's attic or bukkakeing small animals. If that makes me a party girl, then sobeit.

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I say this: JENNA SIGN THIS CHICK!!!! This bitch is giving me wood and i have yet to even see a picture of her!!!!




Wow, I'm your masturbation material and you haven't even seen me yet. This is rich. I'd *love* to work with Jenna. You'll just have to wait for her press announcement to see if I'm the new CJ contract girl!


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Nope, it's not a matter of intellect



you said it...not me. Post a pic.




I'm sorry, since you think Jenna should sign me, I will have to request you join ClubJenna first. My picture is on the forum! XOXO

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baby girl, when you have been on this site longer than a weekend you'll get a better idea of how i present myself...i'll let the "moron" remark slide mailny because i want to cum in your mouth.

Like i said sweetie, i am really starting to like you so yeah, if you live in L.A. i would like to violate your anal cavity.

p.s. i just rated you Five stars.



It's great that you like me. It really is. You should join The Liz Fanclub! Maybe I'll send you an autograph. Should I send it to your username?