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#83000 - 02/01/05 06:40 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
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Get it through your thick skull...it is really Jenna Jameson that has started posting here.
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#83002 - 02/01/05 07:04 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
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Prove that you are the real smutmutant then.
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#83003 - 02/01/05 07:05 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Hehehehehehe
That's funny...
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#83005 - 02/01/05 07:28 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Are you guys always this nice to girls around here...
Your warmth is overwhelming...
Damn..
JJ
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#83006 - 02/01/05 08:10 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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First of all, Ms. Jameson, you burst into here, threatening my client, threatening to expose him and knowing that your threats were backed up by your posse of Metrosexuals. Using the finest voodoo taught to me at University of Chicago School of Law, I was able to blunt your vicious attack only by calling down a former Bears lineman-turned-legal hawk and his team of Superbowl Shufflers.
Next, you suggest poor Cleetus - quite possibly, and I am not shitting you here, the nicest guy on earth, except for his desire to exterminate 1 million people of Arabic ancestry and all that - brush up on his sweeping skills so he can excel at his future career in the janitorial arts.
Then we seem to make some kind of breakthrough in our relationship and then you wake up, guns blazing, and come back in here to poke us with a stick. I mean, I haven't felt this sense of deflation since I found out that Scientology wouldn't give me super powers to crush cars into little metal cubes with my bare hands.
We are a small but proud people, we welcome you but you... you just piss right back in our face.
I will be on hiatus, out in the desert, praying, until I can make some order of the chaos in my soul.
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#83007 - 02/01/05 08:18 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
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I think smiling arab is a few beans short of a refried sandwich...if you know what I mean.
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#83008 - 02/01/05 08:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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whoa, we know who this guy is now---only a writer for the sitcom "Full House" could think calling someone short of a refried bean sandwich has a minutiae of humor in it.
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#83010 - 02/01/05 08:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
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You're a butt pocket! And what's "Full House?"
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#83011 - 02/01/05 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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take off that creepy mask and i'll tell you.
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#83012 - 02/01/05 08:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
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I may be creepy but I'm not a butt pocket!
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#83013 - 02/01/05 08:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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nobody knows what a butt-pocket is, however, little kids cry when they look at you.
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#83014 - 02/01/05 08:40 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Come on guys.. Let's talk about what creepy really is.
Creepy to me, is a guy who sits at his house behind his computer, posting on a forum, late into the night, day in and day out... waiting, hoping ... that a pornstar, hopefully of some stature wonders in, then participates in a feeding frenzy of flaming. That to me is creepy...
Maybe if you did kiss a little ass, you may get laid once in awhile, without having to pay for it...fuckrod.
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#83015 - 02/01/05 08:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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butt pocket?  Listen kid this an adult forum. Why don't you get back to JJ stalking somewhere else.
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#83016 - 02/01/05 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Come on guys.. Let's talk about what creepy really is.
Creepy to me, is a guy who sits at his house behind his computer, posting on a forum, late into the night, day in and day out... waiting, hoping ... that a pornstar, hopefully of some stature wonders in, then participates in a feeding frenzy of flaming. That to me is creepy...
Maybe if you did kiss a little ass, you may get laid once in awhile, without having to pay for it...fuckrod.
JJ
You're not JJ. Anyway it is fun it's like fishing without having to go all the way to water. We just keep reeling them in.
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#83017 - 02/01/05 08:43 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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The average maturity level of this forum is staggering... and your ranking...
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#83018 - 02/01/05 08:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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Do the math...a butt pocket is an asshole you slow-witted scumbag! LOL
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#83019 - 02/01/05 08:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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The average maturity level of this forum is staggering... and your ranking...
And yet you remain?
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#83020 - 02/01/05 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Do the math...a butt pocket is an asshole you slow-witted scumbag! LOL
I know what it is I've just never heard anyone above the age 14 say it.
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#83021 - 02/01/05 08:48 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Why do you want me to go?
Maybe you like playing with boys, instead of girls, HUH?
Or do you just feel inferior...come on, play with me...
JJ
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#83022 - 02/01/05 08:51 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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Do the math...a butt pocket is an asshole you slow-witted scumbag! LOL
I know what it is I've just never heard anyone above the age 14 say it.
I wasn't answering to you...jamesn said he didn't know what it was. Are you saying that jamesn is under 14?
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#83023 - 02/01/05 08:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Why do you want me to go?
Maybe you like playing with boys, instead of girls, HUH?
Or do you just feel inferior...come on, play with me...
JJ
I don't you're fun almost as much as JG but that doesn't make you JJ you're one of the regulars here having fun too.
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#83024 - 02/01/05 08:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i honestly now have a deep, newfound respect for her should this actually be jenna mixing it up here.
my head hurts trying to figure whether it is and also because i keep thinking people are saying jamesn when they write jameson.
i never claimed to be smart noah and i have a deserved inferiority-complex like all dumb, poor losers.
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#83025 - 02/01/05 08:57 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
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Whatver that means....?????
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#83026 - 02/01/05 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i live with my uncle smartt and i'm 16
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#83027 - 02/01/05 09:00 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
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Now I have a new found repect for you...
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#83028 - 02/01/05 09:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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meaning if you're jenna, you're much cooler than i thought you were,
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#83029 - 02/01/05 09:04 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
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I'm happy to surprise you....
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#83030 - 02/01/05 09:05 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 38
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Nope, I think you'll find IT IS the real Jenna.
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#83031 - 02/01/05 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Nope, I think you'll find IT IS the real Jenna.
I'm leaning toward it being JJ or someone completely new. Whoever it is brought an entire entourage as is her way.
Here's an easy way to do it Jenna. On the front page of your site under news the last update is 1/19 and something about cramps. Update it to say something like you enjoy monkey business.
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#83032 - 02/01/05 09:16 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/05
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i've never been called an entire entourage before.  Those of the `entourage' that are here want to stand up for Jenna, it's called friendship- something you might not have experienced.
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#83033 - 02/01/05 09:21 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Bornyo- check out my diary...
Just updated it...
I told you I am who I am
JJ
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#83034 - 02/01/05 09:25 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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told ya it was Jenna.
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#83035 - 02/01/05 09:27 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 32
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told ya it was Jenna.
I think Jenna needs to do a scene for the wookie's new site.
CM
Edited by Hax0r (02/01/05 09:28 AM)
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#83037 - 02/01/05 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Bornyo- check out my diary...
Just updated it...
I told you I am who I am
JJ
Thanks, I was looking at the front page of www.clubjenna.com I saw you posted the link to your diary in another thread. You're one cool chick. Thanks for playing and not storming off. Now that folks know it's you you'll probably find it a little easier around here.
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#83038 - 02/01/05 10:03 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
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Thank god, I thought I was going to have to hunt all of you down and smother you with my butt cheeks....
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#83039 - 02/01/05 10:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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i've never been called an entire entourage before. Those of the `entourage' that are here want to stand up for Jenna, it's called friendship- something you might not have experienced.
That was a reference to the fact that she didn't arrive alone. All hell broke loose from her first post with several long dormant or new posters coming out of the woodwork. Take the chip off your shoulder. It appears she fends for herself just fine.
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#83040 - 02/01/05 10:10 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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Thank god, I thought I was going to have to hunt all of you down and smother you with my butt cheeks....
you say that like it would be a bad thing.
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#83041 - 02/01/05 10:12 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#83043 - 02/01/05 10:16 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/31/05
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Yep.Jenna looks after herself fine, and so do I, no chip on my shoulder. Plenty of rudeness coming from you though. I don't need to defend Jenna. But having an exchange of words with her detractors is always fun.
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#83044 - 02/01/05 10:18 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Yep.Jenna looks after herself fine, and so do I, no chip on my shoulder. Plenty of rudeness coming from you though. I don't need to defend Jenna. But having an exchange of words with her detractors is always fun.
bone-ONE, is this you?
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#83045 - 02/01/05 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Plenty of rudeness coming from you though.
You're transferring from my avatar.
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