I hate to say this, but I actually think this may be Jenna. Cleetus and jamesn can tell you that her writing style is identical to Jenna's posts on "the other board" (see, I can follow instructions Sir Monkey). Jenna tends to be what I call "... happy" at the end of sentences. This person has the "..." thing down. If this isn't Jenna, someone went through a lot of trouble to mirror her style.