I prefer yellow, it matches my jaundiced skin, but I think you should hold off on that. If Chris has to get the whole Superbowl Shuffle crew down to straighten this mess out, well... that's a lot of wristwear.

Ms. Jameson, if you DO NOT cease and desist from conjugating the pulsimonaries of Mr. Monkey's good name, and also stop harassing him, I will have no other choice but to draft a letter asking you to do the same. I don't teabag bald New York prison guards like your hoity toity New York friends but I believe my reputation in this city is adequate for you to impute the proper guidance in this matter.