Monkey, until Goat Lawyer gets back, I'm handling your legal representation. Say nothing. Don't add a word. Shh. Remember the Five Words: "I have nothing to say."

Ms. Jameson, if you have any questions for the Monkey, I'll be the one to handle them. And if you try bringing down those painfully metrosexual brutes of yours against me, you should know that Chris Zorich, Esq. is a colleague of mine who owes me a favor, and Richard Dent and Refrigerator Perry can take out a whole squadron of Club Jenna Metrosexuals. So don't try anything which we will both regret.

Vow of silence, Monkey. I'll handle this until Goat Lawyer gets down here. Courage, friend.