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#82688 - 01/31/05 05:19 PM Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
zenman Offline
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Quote:

Whats your problem?
From: Jenna Jameson
Loser




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#82689 - 01/31/05 05:24 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I want to ban that guy. Prentending to be a porn star is so played out.
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#82690 - 01/31/05 06:07 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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I want to ban that guy. Prentending to be a porn star is so played out.




word
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#82691 - 01/31/05 06:11 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

I want to ban that guy. Prentending to be a porn star is so played out.





Back before she hired a publicist, she used to have long, dramatic conversations with L--- F--- on a pretty regular basis and reply to the slings and arrows of disgruntled fans.
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#82692 - 01/31/05 06:16 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Monkey tell your boss to stop picking on Zen
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#82693 - 01/31/05 06:37 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Its not only a fake jenna, its a bad fake jenna at that
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#82694 - 01/31/05 06:42 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't know it sure types long responses for a fake- who would be bothered
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#82695 - 01/31/05 06:43 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

I don't know it sure types long responses for a fake- who would be bothered





lurid 2.0 probably or the dude who was the fake ron jermey and taylor rain, which more then likely is lurid 2.0
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#82696 - 01/31/05 06:53 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Maybe fake Taylor but Fake Jenna and Fake Ron seem to require a semblance of a thought process to craft their posts.
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#82697 - 01/31/05 06:58 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Maybe fake Taylor but Fake Jenna and Fake Ron seem to require a semblance of a thought process to craft their posts





Damn straight, if they are going to go to the effort of setting up the id at least have a clue what the person would write. L A M E
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#82698 - 01/31/05 07:01 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
A pretty good fake. Even went so far as to log into ClubJenna and comment on what a group of assholes you are. You should feel honored.


Fake Jenna: How do I get that red lettering on my name?

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#82699 - 01/31/05 07:04 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

A pretty good fake. Even went so far as to log into ClubJenna and comment on what a group of assholes you are. You should feel honored.


Fake Jenna: How do I get that red lettering on my name?






no link no creditability.
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#82700 - 01/31/05 07:07 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
If you are a member, I'll provide the link. The forum is members only. Do you think I just suddenly appeared?



Go ahead and accuse me of being a paid stooge. That will only make the "fake Jenna" more credible

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#82701 - 01/31/05 07:14 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You have to pay just to use her forum?
That sucks Layla's is free
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#82702 - 01/31/05 07:18 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
Didn't used to be that way, but convos like this ruined that.



Do I smell an ass.....?

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#82703 - 01/31/05 07:23 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You mean people actually went to her site to start trouble? If you don't like her fine but I wouldn't bother going to a star's site to tell her fans she sucks. None the less the forum should be free and she could ban the idiots- like ADT.
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#82704 - 01/31/05 07:25 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

You mean people actually went to her site to start trouble? If you don't like her fine but I wouldn't bother going to a star's site to tell her fans she sucks. None the less the forum should be free and she could ban the idiots- like ADT.





it was probably you cleetus, your very sneaky like that. (cue bishop)
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#82705 - 01/31/05 07:27 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Since you are so smart, and you know how to run successful websites, Mr. Cletus...
Want a job? LOL
Maybe I will have a more popular website, once my forum is free....
Idiot...

JJ

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#82706 - 01/31/05 07:33 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Since you are so smart, and you know how to run successful websites, Mr. Cletus...
Want a job? LOL
Maybe I will have a more popular website, once my forum is free....
Idiot...

JJ






Deep down i want to believe it is jenna although i don't, just her going around calling people idiots and morons.
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#82707 - 01/31/05 07:35 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
I call em like I see em...
always have!




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#82708 - 01/31/05 07:36 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Yes, I am presently out of work but if I may request a job as your resident tit waxer
The forum shouldn't be a source of income sweetie- if people are drawn in and talk about your new movie and how good it is then they will head to your online store and picture/video sections which of course you would charge for. Charging for everything on your website is unappealing and makes people think you are in it to get rich without thinking about anything else .
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#82709 - 01/31/05 07:38 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I call em like I see em...
always have!






Okay if this is jenna, whats your brothers middle name (monkey then realizes he doesn't even know if jenna has a brother let alone his middle name) .



Look i highly doubt this is jenna , 99.7%, i think its probably jewel de nyle trying to ruin jenna's name, which is okay too i guess, although i would prefer it if turkey arms would post under her real name, jewel will be fine.
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#82710 - 01/31/05 07:39 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
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Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
First off, I am not your sweetie... second, I think my website is doing just fine.
I keep my forum for members only so it isn't filled with crazies... and trust me, I get hundreds of them a day. We tried to have a non pay forum, but it ended up being a full time job for moderators... i have bigger fish to fry, and so do my webmasters...
But, thanks for the advice!

JJ

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#82711 - 01/31/05 07:40 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Jenna has a brother. You obviously have not read her book! Bad Monkey!
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#82712 - 01/31/05 07:41 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
No way Jewel wouldn't be mean to poor Cletus
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#82713 - 01/31/05 07:41 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Oh, Monkey... is this gonna ruin my name?

You are hilarious!

JJ

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#82714 - 01/31/05 07:41 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
Spank the monkey?



Ugh...I'm sure that ones NEVER been used.

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#82715 - 01/31/05 07:45 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
That's it no bracelet for you- only my sweeties get the bracelet
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#82716 - 01/31/05 07:47 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Oh, Monkey... is this gonna ruin my name?

You are hilarious!

JJ





Thats it, im going on stern, i must bury the fake jenna name (monkey leans over , 'sally, get susan from the stern show on the phone')


Quote:

Spank the monkey?



Ugh...I'm sure that ones NEVER been used.





OHH NO. Now follow it up with 'your probably a 40 year old living in your mom's basement", then i'll follow it up with something being really defensive, like " Shut up fuck head, i get laid all the time, i have 3 sweedish models coming over tonight, i bang mrs new jersey", and we can do that for the next hour, good idea?.
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#82717 - 01/31/05 07:51 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
Quote:

OHH NO. Now follow it up with 'your probably a 40 year old living in your mom's basement", then i'll follow it up with something being really defensive, like " Shut up fuck head, i get laid all the time, i have 3 sweedish models coming over tonight, i bang mrs new jersey", and we can do that for the next hour, good idea?.





Not really. I had no intention of going there. The post you quoted was totally sarcasm. I've realized that you guys have to just be fucking around or not that interested, no reason to keep stoking the fire.





My donations aren't worthy here.

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#82718 - 01/31/05 07:54 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Pcoastfool, we don't like to let the new guys leave without a gift, whats colour you prefer, pink or yellow?.
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#82719 - 01/31/05 07:56 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Its fucking gen padova, fake jenna= gen padova, nice one butter face.
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#82720 - 01/31/05 07:57 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pcoastfool Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 15
nevermind


Edited by pcoastfool (01/31/05 08:00 PM)

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#82721 - 01/31/05 07:58 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
OK, enough...

Who in the hell is Gen Padova?


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#82722 - 01/31/05 08:00 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Hey monkey you're a mod right?





No

Quote:

OK, enough...

Who in the hell is Gen Padova?





OHH i can't breath, i can't breath. Im getting this tattooed onto my back tomorrow.
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#82723 - 01/31/05 08:01 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:

OK, enough...

Who in the hell is Gen Padova?






I love you.
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#82724 - 01/31/05 09:57 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Well I did a small B & E on the clubjenna site and I did find a post its title is ASSHOLES. (As well as a link to here) Not a pretty brush to be colored with but suitable in my case anyway. I am finding it a bit funny that this board has become the small cut in the roof of Jenna's mouth that would heal if she could just stop tonguing it.
Jenna, You may want to speak to the person who runs your site, have them tighten the screws a bit.
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#82725 - 01/31/05 10:00 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
every body gets a fuckin watch but me

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#82726 - 01/31/05 10:07 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Well I did a small B & E on the clubjenna site and I did find a post its title is ASSHOLES. (As well as a link to here) Not a pretty brush to be colored with but suitable in my case anyway. I am finding it a bit funny that this board has become the small cut in the roof of Jenna's mouth that would heal if she could just stop tonguing it.
Jenna, You may want to speak to the person who runs your site, have them tighten the screws a bit.





oobs I should learn to read before I reply
gimme a password for meatholes and the next whore is on me

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#82727 - 01/31/05 10:32 PM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Quote:

Well I did a small B & E on the clubjenna site and I did find a post its title is ASSHOLES. (As well as a link to here) Not a pretty brush to be colored with but suitable in my case anyway. I am finding it a bit funny that this board has become the small cut in the roof of Jenna's mouth that would heal if she could just stop tonguing it.
Jenna, You may want to speak to the person who runs your site, have them tighten the screws a bit.





oobs I should learn to read before I reply
gimme a password for meatholes and the next whore is on me



What about you give ME the whore and i'll buy you a watch? The whore has to agree to having her organs sold to Mexico when I am done. Agreed? Oh! can i pick the whore?
How did you get I was going to buy Jenna a watch from what I wrote?
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#82728 - 02/01/05 12:06 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

every body gets a fuckin watch but me




Screw the watch. I am getting you a grandfathers clock. Its going to be hell carrying that thing to the next convention.
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#82729 - 02/01/05 12:12 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Jeez slap a Mr Obvious sign on my back but the real Jenna's publicity people would never allow her to post anywhere but her own forum so I say--open the cage!
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#82730 - 02/01/05 02:31 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Lay off cleetus, you pug-nosed cunt. He is a nice one around here. Pick your battles, or your tits will fall off.

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#82731 - 02/01/05 04:59 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
There are a lot of butt pockets in this forum.

Hey, Jenna said I sucked once.



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#82732 - 02/01/05 05:03 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
noahped Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
Wait, actually it was twice.



Attachments
77081-noahped sucks2.jpg (8 downloads)

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#82733 - 02/01/05 07:15 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
Meatholes?
Oh thats hot...
You must be a fucking genius to be able to
hack a site... Let's see what I can do with yours.
I'll have a look around,, and see what exactly a meathole is... to tell you the truth I'm a little scared. LOL


JJ

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#82734 - 02/01/05 07:23 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
omg pariah, U R fucked, jenna the hAxor is gonna DDoS you!
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#82735 - 02/01/05 07:25 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
I said Iwas gonna look at his site...
What is wrong with you people... taking everything out of context...Take a valium, dude.

JJ

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#82736 - 02/01/05 07:38 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
do you have any? i'm out of benzos. i'll trade you a breitling for them and a signed photo. that was pretty easily construed as a threat, but i mostly speak portuguese
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#82737 - 02/01/05 07:45 AM Re: Jenna Jameson just PM'ed me
Jenna Jameson Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
You may need therapy...

Hey, send the Brietling... once I get it I'll throw you a few valium... Oh, and hold your breath.

JJ

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