Jenna Jameson - Behind the mask




Do you collect anything weird?
I have a massive sex toy collection. I’ve got a whole closet filled with them.

You can’t possibly use all those.

Right. It’s more like a dildo museum.

Do you believe in aliens?
Yes. I think anyone with any kind of IQ knows we’re not alone. It seems so selfish to think we’re the only ones.

Any chance they’re living among us?
I think I might be one of them.

Really?
I look like an alien, don’t you think?

Have you ever had a relationship with a fan or a stalker?
I met a fan and he ended up being my boyfriend for two years. He came to one of my performances when I used to go on the road and dance. I saw him in the audience – he was so cute. I grabbed him afterwards and brought him into my dressing room, and was a bit forward. I scared the shit out of him – he was literally shaking. It was great.


Um... what does ‘a bit forward’ mean?
I put on a little show for him. I knew it would scare the shit out of him, so I just sat there and played with myself and made him sit there and watch me. He didn’t know what to do.


Did he have a big collection of Jenna dolls, cardboard cutouts and pussy moulds?
He didn’t have all that, but he’d definitely seen all my movies – he was a big fan.

Did you look under the bed?
No, I should have. It would’ve saved me a lot of wasted time.

Were there any creepy moments where he said things like, “Can we do it like you did in Jenna’s Playhouse?”
No. At the beginning of our relationship we’d be making love and I’d go down on him and he’d look up and go, “Whoa, it’s so weird to see you right in front of me like that!” I was like, “You’re creeping me out, dude. Stop it!”

Have you ever seen a ghost?
Yes. My house is haunted. I bought my house because it used to be owned by (Hollywood silent film star) Rudolph Valentino. It had such a beautiful past, but now it’s kind of crazy. I’ll get locked in the bathroom. Lights surge. I’ll hear people walking up and down the stairs at night. I’ll hear voices and whistling.

What’s the most violent thing you’ve done?
When I was younger I was scrappy. I’d fight a lot. I had to. I was little and pretty and girls always wanted to beat me up. During the worst fight I had, I hocked a big spit right on a girl’s face because she said something rude to me. It hung off her nose. I was proud of myself! Then she swung at me and missed.And – it was just a reaction – I broke her face open. I felt bad, but she was spewing all this hate. I ripped out half her head hair.

How old were you?
About 22. My life changed when I hit 30. I’m very emotional now and usually let it flow. I realised after years of being scrappy that it’s not pretty. So I stopped.

Was there blood?
Lots. That poor girl. I want to apologise publicly to her.

Do you have any phobias?
Singing in public. When I was young, I tried out for a theatre company. I forgot
the song I was going to do and I ended up singing ‘Happy Birthday’. I got in, but haven’t sung in public since – except this year: I forced myself to sing at my boyfriend’s birthday party. I sang ‘Happy Birthday’.

What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
Well, I almost died in an airplane crash when I was about 20. We were in a little propeller airplane that had no seats. I saw the mountain 10ft away, I could see the pilot struggling, and the plane started to go down. I was screaming bloody murder. The pilot lifted the nose eventually, but it was the scariest thing.

Just imagine the world if you’d died…
There would be so many sad, lonely men.

What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?
I’ve never killed an animal. I’m one of those people who gets over-emotional about animals. I care more about them than human beings.

Even the ugly ones?
I love ugly animals, too. My little dogs are ugly. I could never go hunting.

Do you ever hear voices in your head?
Only my own voice. I’m pretty sane. I do have the devil and angel thing though. The devil says, “Be a bad girl, who cares what they think?” and the angel says, “No, be a good girl. You have a lot of people depending on you.”

Which one do you listen to?
The devil always takes over. Case in point: I’m a porn star.

What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ridden?
A camel. It was shaky.

If you could have a superpower, what would you choose?
I’d be invisible. I’d love to sneak into people’s houses and watch them have sex. Is that creepy? I’m very voyeuristic.

A lot of people would let you do it even if you weren’t invisible!
Can you imagine me coming to your house and watching you have sex?

I’ll give it a go. Have you ever been aroused by an inanimate object?
I’m partial to electric toothbrushes. Thinking about how my boyfriend uses it to clean his teeth afterwards is exciting.

Do you have any recurring dreams?
Yes, I dream about tsunamis a lot. I’m standing on the beach. It’s silent
and beautiful and then, all of a sudden, I see all the water recede and this huge great mountain of water above me. Then it crashes down on me and I wake up.

What does it mean?
A friend who does dream studies says it means I’m a bit overwhelmed.

If you had to have sex with an animal, what would you choose?
I’d probably choose a lion. I like them big, strong, hardcore, massive.

If you had to choose between necrophilia, coprophilia or bestiality...
Poop, animals or a dead person? How about all three?! Make it a smorgasbord.

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