Who's idea was it to have those "bodyguards" wear windbreakers with those goofy slogans like "Club Jenna: Touch her and die." I want to meet the guy who thought that was cool.Then I want to stand on his neck while I'm watching the Patty Duke Show marathon on Nick At Night. I hope they got paid a lot of money becuse they looked like fucking tools.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."