he's almost not sporting, i just don't know what to do when someone's stupid enough to actually admit "yeah, i guess i break the law but i bet they'll just give me a cease and desist". which makes me think that cease and desist is his schtick to feel smart--he downloads the generic letter and sends it to everyone. i can see his attorney, "wankus-the ksex experiment is over, we've got landlords asking for back rent, you only put a down-payment on your seashell necklaces--i think a declaration of bankruptcy is the prudent course of action. is it noon yet? i need tequila before doing much more."

wankus:"i've been thinking, instead of that--i want you to send more cease and desists-send them to everyone. they allowed me to crush selena silver and show the world that i've got some real juice now. nothing can stop me with cease and desists and my george michael-facial hair"