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#82444 - 01/31/05 01:23 PM wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the ksex board is usually good for watching the social cancer that is dr. porn in action as well as sammura and occasionally swami. rob longshot posts there and kisses ksex-ass, but that's not the dumbest thing to do if you need to let people know who you are. i think he listens to gwar too much and is convinced he's "the raven", but he's ok here.

anyhow, here's wankus' sorrowful wailing--if it doesn't end up being a coverup attempt for a selena-type thing i almost feel sorry for the guy. not sorry enough to hold back a smile that he met his longtime girlfriend on a webcam, but he seems disturbingly human. then i realize he's telling this to anyone who will listen to it--i'm torn. he'll be back to FM-guy soon.

I've been trying to just let this move on but with the constant emails, phone calls and posts, I guess I do owe you fans an explanation on Daisy's departure from KSEX.

I was going to talk about it on my show but seriously, I don't think I could do so without breaking down so here is going to have to do.

Daisy and I have decided to part ways. We've been together for over three and a half awesome years but we've struggled a lot because although we truly love each other, our lives are kind of moving in different directions.

Normally I would feel like this conversation and information is nobody's business but you've all come to know and love Daisy as she has been such an important part of the growth of KSEX.

She didn't say goodbye on air because it hurts too much. We didn't have a party for her because it would hurt too much. This isn't a "good luck with your new venture" kind of thing, this is a "we all love you so much and are emotionally crushed" kind of thing. A goodbye show, party, bon voyage, etc., would be so painful and quite frankly, she really wanted to take a break from anything that involved the adult world for now.

For those of you that don't remember, Daisy used to be a cam girl on one of those web cam show sites. I met her when a friend of hers was featured on my show. I actually met her in the chat room and she was being such a wise ass and cleverly treating me like shit that I really enjoyed her in there. After that we began talking on the phone, then visiting each other coast to coast until finally she moved out here.

Our founder, Mike Rick, loved her. She was always willing to do ANYTHING for KSEX and we had to beg her to take money for it. One thing many people don't realize is that Daisy was one of the best show hosts in the history of KSEX. She wasn't featured in a billboard like the porn stars were but she was the key element that kept so many shows together.

She learned how to do "good radio" and always kept the stars on track and the conversation moving. I think she always wanted her own show and I waited too long to give her one.

Her and I decided two weeks ago that we were going to take a break and separate. It doesn't mean we'll never be together again but it also doesn't mean that we will. She's going to take some time to refocus her life as I will mine and I only hope that we'll be in constant contact as we do have a great deal of love for one another.

Today is the day she officially moved out of our house and it is one of the worse feelings you can imagine, watching a person you care for so much, drive away into an unknown future.

Those of you who have been reading about Wankus and Tyler, Wankus and Stormy, Wankus and Anyone....don't play too much into the media hype. There were no outside influences or secret affairs that led to the break up with Daisy. We have been having some conflicting issues for a little while now and as much as it truly hurts both of us, for now, this is the best thing for both of us.

That said...no, the Disney Weekend didn't happen. And I'd like to say a big fuck you (with love) to Brian (Cytherea's man) who predicted that it wouldn't happen two months ago when I announced it. Why did he predict it? "They're porn stars...in two months everything will be different". He was right. ;(

So there it is. Our personal lives exposed. I hope that this answers your questions and gives you understandable reason as to the absence of the beautiful Daisy. Her KSEX email has been turned off and she asks that if you have her personal email addys or instant messenger info, that you don't contact her right now. It's not that she doesn't want to hear from you, it's that she needs a break and time away to heal from this emotional roller coaster we have been living lately.

Much love and respect to all that support us,

Wankus
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#82445 - 01/31/05 01:36 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Rob Longshot Offline
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i post there because i am friends with many KSEX hosts including wankus who has never been anything but good to me. I post here because i like to knifefight and cause im secretly in love with bishop. (not to mention because im in a few of malices movies.) and i post at adt because i like some of the conversation/ entertainment i get on the board, you all feed different parts of my psyche.
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#82446 - 01/31/05 01:44 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
BigPornFan Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Wankus acts as if we are suppose to know or even care who this daisy person is . Nobody listens to ksex other then a cselect few idiots who have no life . He treats this as if his shitty show was Howard stern and robin was leaving . WAnkus all i can say is fuck you . Your a nobody . Get over yourself your not fooling anyone . Your the only one who cares if this chick leaves your basement to venture out into the real world . Good for her now she can stop wasting her life on your delusions .

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#82447 - 01/31/05 01:46 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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so what's the scoop--did he kill her??
no email.,....no contacting her.....sounds like buying time for a good alibi...
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#82448 - 01/31/05 01:59 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smutspov Offline
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maybe she left him b/c he knows nothing about "good radio" and couldn't take being associated w/ such a big mouthed jackass and couldn't fit into the same room w/ that ego or maybe she left b/c she caught him buggering gayzarman... the imagination can run rampant w/ reasons...
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#82449 - 01/31/05 02:47 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smiling arab Offline
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He was right. ;(




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#82450 - 01/31/05 03:30 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Is there anyone who crumbles under the pressure worse then wankus?.
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#82451 - 01/31/05 06:27 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smiling arab Offline
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Quote:

so what's the scoop--did he kill her??
no email.,....no contacting her.....sounds like buying time for a good alibi...





I think you may be on to something. Note he asks, on her behalf, for people--even friends--not to contact her. If I had any fucking clue who any of these people in the minuscule universe of the world's most happenin' adult-themed internet radio station were, I might be inclined to put out an APB for Daisy the Camwhore.

On the other hand, the shame of having fucked Wankus might just be too much for the poor girl to handle. In certain cultures, women are stoned to death for much less.
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#82452 - 01/31/05 07:47 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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i thought it was too fishy to ignore the peterson-scenario. let's face it--she's a cam-whore who travelled across the country to meet wankus and be seduced by his shell-necklace to the point she stayed several years isn't going to feel disgust or shame easily. this is an fm-couple, they never would say something like "don't contact me, talk about me, pm me--i need to be alone and collect myself in private".
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#82453 - 02/01/05 02:48 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Toelicker Offline
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Christ, how self absorbed.

"We love each other, but we must break up." Sounds like manufactured dram as an excuse to be even more pretentious.

Or, maybe he smothered her to death with his ass.

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#82454 - 02/02/05 12:03 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
2cums Offline
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I guess living in Wankus' parents basement got the best of her.
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#82455 - 02/02/05 10:02 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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he's crushed.....
crushed...... [image]http://fans.ksexradio.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=20457[/image]


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#82456 - 02/02/05 10:31 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
no means yes Offline
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i thought we were here for girls that bare their holes...not guys named wankus baring his soul....i prefer baring the holes with no souls

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#82457 - 02/02/05 11:00 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Hypnocock Offline
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i post there because i am friends with many KSEX hosts including wankus who has never been anything but good to me. I post here because i like to knifefight and cause im secretly in love with bishop. (not to mention because im in a few of malices movies.) and i post at adt because i like some of the conversation/ entertainment i get on the board, you all feed different parts of my psyche.




Bishop is all mine, little man....you have to suffer with Kei......sucks to be you!
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#82458 - 02/03/05 08:35 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
You been hit by, a smoov criminal! Yeow!

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#82459 - 02/03/05 09:03 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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LOL, nice pic Arab
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#82460 - 02/03/05 06:21 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Da Burglar Offline
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Wankus must have stole Lex Steele's Leather Pants.....

During this "KSEX salutes Bob Fosse" tribute, Wankus' has a facial expression that resembles someone who just ate 4 Bean Burritos from Taco bell at 2 am and slammed a 32 oz Mr Pibb.
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#82461 - 02/03/05 07:50 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
James plucked that gem out of the KSEX boards, I just linked it. I think it definitely has potential to replace the Swami Referee shot.
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#82462 - 02/03/05 08:34 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Posts: 8662
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"Tyler Faith and Wankus shot a JKP scene today.I think she just blew him but she was calling him "her boyfriend" on the set."
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#82463 - 02/03/05 11:38 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
2cums Offline
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Check out the barf bucket in the background.

"LA county humane society would like to thank Wankus and KSEX for their generous contribution of $3.44, one used condom and autographed pic of Stormy"
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#82464 - 02/04/05 08:42 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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"Tyler Faith and Wankus shot a JKP scene today.I think she just blew him but she was calling him "her boyfriend" on the set."


I tried hard to refrain from posting a link to ADT, but I just couldn't let this pass. Check out the first post in the thread from Tyler Faith. Seriously disturbing shit. Since I now suffer from reading this, so shall you.
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#82465 - 02/04/05 09:08 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've been trying to make serious posts since the ac cream fiasco last week to make it look uncharacteristic when i'm totally innappropriate but this one is testing my discipline. someone please go bananas about the homewrecker angle there.
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#82466 - 02/04/05 10:11 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

I tried hard to refrain from posting a link to ADT, but I just couldn't let this pass. Check out the first post in the thread from Tyler Faith. Seriously disturbing shit. Since I now suffer from reading this, so shall you.





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#82467 - 02/04/05 01:03 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Da Burglar Offline
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Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


This is a pic of Wankus' defense mechanisms kicking in as he see's Lockwood enter Sardos . . . ."yo babe, protect me and I will make u a KSEX DJ with all the industry juice that entails...."
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#82468 - 03/14/05 06:18 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
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Quote:








Never got around to asking- Who is the fantastic looking woman in this photo? Great legs.



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#82469 - 03/14/05 06:53 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Keep in mind, that girl has been known to put Wankus' penis in her mouth . . . on purpose . . . for free. Just an FYI.

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#82470 - 03/14/05 08:59 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Keep in mind, that girl has been known to put Wankus' penis in her mouth . . . on purpose . . . for free. Just an FYI.






That's even better because now I know she has absolutely no self respect.

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#82471 - 03/15/05 11:23 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs


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#82472 - 03/16/05 06:04 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ha! i've been just fucking with wankus by throwing things out there and hoping to piss him off over at adt. he started out civil, then on some hail-mary copyright violations i accused him of i finally got him to go nuts, and admit that he was, in fact, in violation of the DMCA. i'm throwing out a peace offering then adding a twist---kyoto, if you're out there say something about him using the word nip and making oven comments about jews(i heard them on replay after kyoto made him flip in the chatroom). pissing wankus off is a sign of true boredom but he's a simple, fiesty little cheezeball. anyone wanna sic the RIAA on him and see whether goat-lawyer sticks around? unleashing pure recording-industry evil upon lesser wankus, seashell-necklace evil could be hilarious.
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#82473 - 03/16/05 02:57 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I signed up a couple of days ago for the message board over at KSEX under Random and Random 2.0. I have to use the latter because I was unable to activate my account under Random.

I've been thinking about what to post. Of course, I want to be a complete ass, but I haven't thought of anything clever yet. Obviously it must involve Tyler Faith at least in some regard.
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#82474 - 03/16/05 03:39 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Bornyo Offline
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I can't find the adt post jamesn was referring to with wankus, and since I don't look at that forum daily it's probably scrolled away. Can someone post a link or the thread title?

As to the ksex boards just read them a few days Random and you'll find that he has quit a few hot-buttons. Tyler being the latest. When you start posting just don't post dumb shit like drporn/rump/mattcasey.

All this other board talk reminds me I need to check in on our fearless leader at the randi-wright board.

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#82475 - 03/16/05 03:43 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
zenman Offline
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This is the name of the thread: "KSEX Introduces The 420 Show"
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#82476 - 03/16/05 07:40 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
This is why I love good ol' Luke. YeeHaa Motherfucker!

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#82477 - 03/16/05 07:57 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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he's almost not sporting, i just don't know what to do when someone's stupid enough to actually admit "yeah, i guess i break the law but i bet they'll just give me a cease and desist". which makes me think that cease and desist is his schtick to feel smart--he downloads the generic letter and sends it to everyone. i can see his attorney, "wankus-the ksex experiment is over, we've got landlords asking for back rent, you only put a down-payment on your seashell necklaces--i think a declaration of bankruptcy is the prudent course of action. is it noon yet? i need tequila before doing much more."

wankus:"i've been thinking, instead of that--i want you to send more cease and desists-send them to everyone. they allowed me to crush selena silver and show the world that i've got some real juice now. nothing can stop me with cease and desists and my george michael-facial hair"
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#82478 - 03/16/05 10:02 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
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Posts: 1024
Quote:

I can't find the adt post jamesn was referring to with wankus, and since I don't look at that forum daily it's probably scrolled away. Can someone post a link or the thread title?


Wankus' hissy fit

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#82479 - 03/17/05 09:31 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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he's almost not sporting, i just don't know what to do when someone's stupid enough to actually admit "yeah, i guess i break the law but i bet they'll just give me a cease and desist". which makes me think that cease and desist is his schtick to feel smart--he downloads the generic letter and sends it to everyone. i can see his attorney, "wankus-the ksex experiment is over, we've got landlords asking for back rent, you only put a down-payment on your seashell necklaces--i think a declaration of bankruptcy is the prudent course of action. is it noon yet? i need tequila before doing much more."

wankus:"i've been thinking, instead of that--i want you to send more cease and desists-send them to everyone. they allowed me to crush selena silver and show the world that i've got some real juice now. nothing can stop me with cease and desists and my george michael-facial hair"




Wankus is a fucking joke.The only time he is ever funny is when hes not trying to be.Who could ever forget this classic moment of comedy.


To Whom It May Concern:

re: http://www.xxxporntalk.com
Message Forums

It has been brought to our attention that you are using our companies name in inappropriate form.

Please remove "KSEX DJ" as your avatar descriptions for users of your site. It is considered false representation listing an alias that uses our trademarked company name.

The avatar descriptions are based on amounts of posts and are as follows:

0 ADT regular
40 Sportswami wannabe
80 KSEX DJ
120 Madness Pictures former employee
175 Quasarman Wannabe
225 Kid Vegas Wannabe

Posters from 80 posts to 119 posts are listed on your site as KSEX DJs which is a misrepresentation msy directly affect our business or reputation. Please change this listing to avoid further action.

Thank you in advance for your rapid cooperation in this matter.


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#82480 - 03/17/05 10:38 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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that's hilarious, wankus gets fired up to write that about a title on a message board yet is totally nonchalant about admittedly ripping off RIAA who pretty much haven't sent any cease and desists since 1998, just suing the fuck out of anything that moves and getting them to settle. and he's got something they can liquidate unlike college kids.
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#82481 - 03/17/05 02:44 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
jamesn you must have missed this thread.
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#82482 - 03/17/05 04:14 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

that's hilarious, wankus gets fired up to write that about a title on a message board yet is totally nonchalant about admittedly ripping off RIAA who pretty much haven't sent any cease and desists since 1998, just suing the fuck out of anything that moves and getting them to settle. and he's got something they can liquidate unlike college kids.




Hey James,

WTF...no darts for Wankus today? You can't let the Dingle Berry off the hook especially after pleading for assistance from one of the ADT Naiz Mods.


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Wankus, Posted @ ADT - Mar 17 2005 : 03:28:53 AM Show
"Anytime a moderator wants to step in and put James on track would be appreciated.

Hey James...got something to say about KSEX that doesn't relate to this thread? Start a new one or email me directly...wankus@KSEXradio.com" />


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#82483 - 03/17/05 10:20 PM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Random Offline
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Posts: 1342
This just keeps getting better. Drew (ADT's Father) scolded Wankus for calling James' a "dicksmack". Then Wankus, being the genius that he is, took a swipe at Drew.

James laid a beautiful trap.
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#82484 - 03/18/05 12:08 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Wankus,we surely wouldn't know what we'd do without you,for you're quite the character,bro!!!

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#82485 - 03/18/05 01:06 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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You can't let the Dingle Berry off the hook especially after pleading for assistance from one of the ADT Naiz Mods.



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#82486 - 03/18/05 02:04 AM Re: wankus bares his soul.....
jamesn Offline
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the guy basically admitted to knowingly committing a crime, then the real wankus comes out with insults firing until he realizes "fuck, this needs to go away ASAP" and manages to, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE demand moderation. Drew is handling it now, steph hadn't read the whole thread.

antagonizing wankus could easily take the NHL's place in america. if you push the right buttons, the nonthreatening/comedic facade crumbles exposing the amoral megalomanaical monster some have seen. i can't see trying to ruin a stranger for something that victimless and feeling good about it, but things can always change.
wankus actually has provided a fair amount of entertainment by being such a hubristic court-jester, everything's so over-the-top except when he's lowering the bar, EVEN for porn-standards, by managing to get into physical confrontations during a FUNERAL. that's considered too-farfetched a gag for most comedic movies, yet our fu-manchu'd hero of the extroverted-peasantry does it with a-fucking-plomb then whips up a denial of wrongdoing. the maniacally laughs while printing out cease-and-desists for his master-plan to come soon....
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