hardcoregossip guy sold out to metro and now he just cooks turkeys for every meal, eats them, posts metro pr and falls asleep. he's so fat and plumbery it's outrageous that he pretends he went to college.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits