In a heroic act of fanboyism, ADT's own AC Cream search of Tera's missing dog, named CHOPPER continues. AC has spent the last 4 days scouring Los Angeles looking for the missing terrier. "I will not rest until Tera has her dog back" AC states. "I will make the person responsible for this action pay" (gun cocking in background)

The pooch went missing at a shopping mall while in the back of Tera's silver Cadillac. At first, foul play was thought to be in order as Tera's uncle, Hmon, a fry cook at The Smiling Panda restaurant, was alledged to have taken the dog and used him in one of his famous mongolian beef recipes. "He has been eyeing up Chopper for weeks" Tera said. Reports later confirmed that Tera's uncle, Hmon, was out of the country during the dognapping on his monthly sex trip to Thailand. "He likes the lady boys" a close friend of Hmon said.

AC Cream's father, DC Cream is just proud that his son is following in his footsteps. You see, back in the 1970's, Barbara Dares cat went missing. DC Cream spent weeks in search of the little furball. Although he never found this missing cat, he did meet AC's mother. "She was standing on the corner, next to a dominating black man, flagging down cars" DC said. "Then she looked up at me and had the prettiest smile" "All 3 of her teeth sparkled in the sun at me" It was love at first sight. The Creams continued to search for Barbara's cat until she called the search off.

Tera has upped her reward to $5000 and an autographed picture (pre boob job days).

This is one reporter who wishes Ac Cream the best of luck. I hope you find Chopper. Hollywood loves a happy ending.