In a heroic act of fanboyism, ADT's own AC Cream search of Tera's missing dog, named CHOPPER continues. AC has spent the last 4 days scouring Los Angeles looking for the missing terrier. "I will not rest until Tera has her dog back" AC states. "I will make the person responsible for this action pay" (gun cocking in background)

The pooch went missing at a shopping mall while in the back of Tera's silver Cadillac. At first, foul play was thought to be in order as Tera's uncle, Hmon, a fry cook at The Smiling Panda restaurant, was alledged to have taken the dog and used him in one of his famous mongolian beef recipes. "He has been eyeing up Chopper for weeks" Tera said. Reports later confirmed that Tera's uncle, Hmon, was out of the country during the dognapping on his monthly sex trip to Thailand. "He likes the lady boys" a close friend of Hmon said.

AC Cream's father, DC Cream is just proud that his son is following in his footsteps. You see, back in the 1970's, Barbara Dares cat went missing. DC Cream spent weeks in search of the little furball. Although he never found this missing cat, he did meet AC's mother. "She was standing on the corner, next to a dominating black man, flagging down cars" DC said. "Then she looked up at me and had the prettiest smile" "All 3 of her teeth sparkled in the sun at me" It was love at first sight. The Creams continued to search for Barbara's cat until she called the search off.

Tera has upped her reward to $5000 and an autographed picture (pre boob job days).

This is one reporter who wishes Ac Cream the best of luck. I hope you find Chopper. Hollywood loves a happy ending.

Classic. I can envision the immortal AC Cream packing sandwiches, orange slices and juice boxes and making the search for Tera's missing dog a family outing.

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Classic. I can envision the immortal AC Cream packing sandwiches, orange slices and juice boxes and making the search for Tera's missing dog a family outing

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LOL, you can see a clear shot of a electronic clock hitting 7.00 flashing and the alarm goes off, then AC springs from his bed, already dressed for the long day ahead the night before. I mean seriously, dogs make lick themselves, eat their own shit but they still have standards and living under the same roof as evan seinfield is below what any dog deserves or holds of itself.

I could find the friggin dog in 30 minutes if someone would give me Cheyenne Silver's address.

First there was ADT watch guy.
Now AC cream is ADT dog guy.

LOL at the adt DOG GUY.

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... only to trip over the six-foot high stack of watches he spent the previous night alphabetizing for next year's convention.

This guy frightens me. He's the sort that buys intense recreational drugs, only to go home, alone, and tear a single piece of paper 47,000 times by Monday morning.

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For some reason i want to watch as good as it gets all of a sudden, even with my pure hatred for helen hunt.