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#82288 - 01/30/05 11:34 AM Garfield claims this is his gf
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this so funny! he sent this in a pm. he says he took it several weeks ago.

I've never laughed so hard. that pic has been online for YEARS! John is the king of liars!



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#82289 - 01/30/05 11:40 AM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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NO(1st off, I'd never PM or u, u have no friends, stop making up stories)2ndly MY gf is not far off from that, she is NABBA 2004 Ms.Figure NJ....as said B4 gayoto, u R the poster child for abortion, no one likes u, u might as well kill yourself & spare all of Us, I'd love to C u just one time in person, so I could make u a parapallegic
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#82290 - 01/30/05 11:42 AM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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NO(1st off, I'd never PM or u, u have no friends, stop making up stories)2ndly MY gf is not far off from that, she is NABBA 2004 Ms.Figure NJ....as said B4 gayoto, u R the poster child for abortion, no one likes u, u might as well kill yourself & spare all of Us, I'd love to C u just one time in person, so I could make u a parapallegic




the above statement gets a PRE-NOM for post of the year.

'NABBA 2004 Ms.Figure NJ' LOL

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#82291 - 01/30/05 11:46 AM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Fucking Hilarious




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LMFAO...this is a hilarious thread gayoto is a little bitch & everyone knows it...I need not say more




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LOL once again...frigginhilarious





Garfield, your idiocy never ceases to amaze me. What a fuckin himbo.
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#82292 - 01/30/05 11:55 AM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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the both of u R faggots & if u did not talk shit on Me or mention My name(in Your posts), no one would read them...u 2 would make a great gay couple fags
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#82293 - 01/30/05 12:00 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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the both of u R faggots & if u did not talk shit on Me or mention My name(in Your posts), no one would read them...u 2 would make a great gay couple fags




Stupid himbo. Dicks are for chicks. Get over it. Kyoto owns you.
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#82294 - 01/30/05 12:02 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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the both of u R faggots & if u did not talk shit on Me or mention My name(in Your posts), no one would read them...u 2 would make a great gay couple fags




John, you know we made up last weekend and I hope you know I say this out of love- Stop being so Garfield-centric. The world and this board do not revolve around you.

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#82295 - 01/30/05 12:02 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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whatever...I'd fuck the both of u up @ the same time, u fags gotta stop hatin
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#82296 - 01/30/05 12:29 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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This thread gets my approval, now if i could just find my logo of approval it would be official, who is the girl really and does she just do nudes?.
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#82297 - 01/31/05 01:05 AM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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MY gf is not far off from that, she is NABBA 2004 Ms.Figure NJ....




ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you...

mrs fucknucklefield



john, she is so fucking ugly that I think you just might be telling the truth on this one..


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#82298 - 01/31/05 03:07 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Is this the real garfield girlfriend?If so, id fuck her id just hope that her supremely muscular vagina wouldn't crush my penis like a walnut.

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#82299 - 01/31/05 06:27 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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She is not Mexican
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#82300 - 01/31/05 08:46 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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So johnny is this your girlfriend and does she sing?.
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#82301 - 01/31/05 08:48 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Wrong Monkey....U have a bodybuilder...U do not date chics that look like dudes...I date fitness/figure
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#82302 - 01/31/05 08:50 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Wrong Monkey....U have a bodybuilder...U do not date chics that look like dudes...I date fitness/figure





LOL, i didn't post the picture, mallo did, im just asking the question. Great answer though.
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#82303 - 01/31/05 10:57 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Wrong Monkey....U have a bodybuilder...U do not date chics that look like dudes...I date fitness/figure




actually littlejohn, this IS a picture of who you claimed to be your girlfriend, ie. nabba ms.figure new jersey 2004.

oh and you seem to be having problems with who U are too!

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#82304 - 02/01/05 08:29 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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Johnny
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#82305 - 02/01/05 08:31 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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I'd redue Your search there spanky
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#82306 - 02/01/05 08:31 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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LOL
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#82307 - 10/23/07 07:22 PM Re: Garfield claims this is his gf
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:BUMP:

found it!
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