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#82268 - 01/30/05 11:17 AM
Reason why Garfield hates women and loves boys
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.
We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!
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#82269 - 01/30/05 11:32 AM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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talk all the shit u want We both know...I'd fuck u up biatch 
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#82270 - 01/30/05 11:40 AM
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#82271 - 01/30/05 11:53 AM
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Quote:
talk all the shit u want We both know...I'd fuck u up biatch
word, dawg! LOL
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#82272 - 01/30/05 11:56 AM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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yeah word..biatch
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#82274 - 01/30/05 12:28 PM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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LOL holy shit. power bottom, human toilet mouth, garfield needs to pull out the big guns now, gayoto will no longer do, its got personal, he has insulted your proud german heritage.
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#82276 - 01/30/05 02:23 PM
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Registered: 04/17/04
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kyoto's got a renewed sense of purpose on just about every front, garfield's gotta come up huge if he doesn't want to let this one slip away......
btw kyoto--i check ksex's boards every few days since you've got sammura, wankus, swami, dr. porn and mattcasey in the same place occasionally even talking to each other.
it sounds like you're driving wankus insane, does he go as nuts as the time he started using racial slurs and talking about jews and ovens? if you're going to go on solo-missions like that, you've gotta report back here sometimes. wankus loses more hair every time he has to ban you. i love it!
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#82278 - 01/30/05 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that'll start and end with the word "you"
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#82280 - 01/31/05 12:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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U R welcum.....LMAO
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#82282 - 10/16/05 06:52 PM
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Registered: 08/09/06
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since people are bumping their favorite threads, this is one of mine.
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#82283 - 10/16/05 07:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this was a simply mahvelous thread.
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#82284 - 10/16/05 10:42 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Do you guys still troll those boards, and where the hell is Kyoto anyway?
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#82285 - 10/17/05 12:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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LOL this was a great thread, btw anyone know who john floorin is?. Is he someone who hates james or daburg?. Holla
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