Here's the perfect oppurtunity for Garfield to
realize his dreams, maybe even Cleetus or Zen & other NY denizens...

No sexual act of any kind is required at this first casting call.
Women will need to demonstrate their unique allure and share why
they would make the ideal EVE. How do you turn men on?
Men will need to demonstrate full arousal and convince the judges that
he is the ideal ADAM, capable of fulfilling every woman’s fantasy!
Couples are preferred but not mandatory. Single men and women are welcome.
All auditioning talent must sign a release waiver on-site and complete a
comprehensive questionnaire.
Come prepared to prove to our judges why you should be the next
Adam & Eve contract stars.

February 12, 2005
Location:
AER Night Club, 1234 5th. Ave
New York, NY 123456

Time: 12 - 6 pm.
http://www.searchforadamandeve.com/ny.htm

nobody cares what you say. go do your lame-ass interviews that nobody reads.

Thanks for the info Smut but I somehow doubt I would fit in as a contract star- perhaps a midnight prowl would be more up my alley. Me and the other wall building peoples

i bet this is an elaborate sting by mellissa and kami involved as some kind of "adult celeb. panel". garfield's going to get thrown in a white van and end up fertilizing the meadowlands a few weeks later. porn chicks HATE garfield, it's great he chose that profession.

Where Is Mellissa lately?

lying in wait, shopping for sexy ski masks and/or stockings to cover her identity.

LMAO ole frenchie probably is...lol

Come on people, i think most of us knew it was brandon irons from the get go, or at least i hope most of you did.

It was not- I gave her florescent colored boots and she wore them