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i think we're going to have to buy him stuffed ewoks off e-bay, but that cost seems trivial when you realize what that would mean in terms of a better tommorow. if nothing else, do it for the children! no longer will parents scare their young ones by saying "jorge! eat your rat droppings or the smartt comes out of the jungle to find you!"



I envision smartt, foaming at the mouth, running wildly towards the children wearing a loincloth with feces stains all over it.