there's the truly wonderful possibility that smartt could be in one of his phases of honest self-assessment and predictably one of utter despair. if the moons align right, he might do it--just be on the lookout for "everybody hates me, the world is shit" posts he writes every 3 months. if i was bjfan, i'd say i was excited by this possibility in a gross way.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits