John Garfield- he hates women. However, give him a muscle-building magazine full of buff guys and he squirts like Peter North.

Chino- one of the hookers he gives vaginal orgasms to told me he's a premature ejaculator. He dribbled a few drops on the hotel carpet.

Smutmutant- can’t look at a naked woman without creaming his Scooby-Doo underroos. Kisses porn star ass like a champion. Thinks pornstars like him but in reality they could give a rat’s ass.

Lurid2.0- a fake in every sense of the word. Blows his tiny load in 2 seconds then fakes it for another 60 seconds. Is addicted to infant pornography. Once found a dead baby in the projects and performed oral sex on it.

Smartt- Brazilian child rapist. multiple carrier of STD's.